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03-21-2007, 10:40 PM
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me in a mini?!
sweet moses. my father is considering the purchase of a mini cooper s. the only car i've ever wanted is a HUMMER H2. i think a mini cooper is the exact antithesis of an H2. is this some sort of sick, twisted joke?
here are my thoughts on the mini:
the pros: 6-speed manual trans, yellow, FAST, gas mileage, cute?
the cons: not a HUMMER, cute?, not a HUMMER
if this isn't irony, i don't know what is. 
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03-21-2007, 10:44 PM
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Re: me in a mini?!
disown him 'til it's an h2
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03-21-2007, 10:48 PM
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Re: me in a mini?!
I should!
-But then again, I don't want to appear spoiled... 
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03-21-2007, 11:22 PM
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Re: me in a mini?!
Insisting on an h2 rather than a mini is not being spoiled, spoiled would be flipping out if you got a yellow h2 when you wanted a black h2. Kinda like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzG_oHDLZdc
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03-22-2007, 12:17 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
I loved that when it first came out. Too bad it turned out to be an ad with the second addition.Quote:
Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Insisting on an h2 rather than a mini is not being spoiled, spoiled would be flipping out if you got a yellow h2 when you wanted a black h2. Kinda like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzG_oHDLZdc
Was it Dominos? I can't remember.
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03-22-2007, 01:37 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
My daughter wants a Mini and shes a liberal journalist...
Just shows you that "That you can lead them to water but you can't make them drink"
OH GOSH, WHERE DID I FAIL !!!
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03-22-2007, 02:03 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
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Originally Posted by Hummer Aficionado_VT
sweet moses. my father is considering the purchase of a mini cooper s. the only car i've ever wanted is a HUMMER H2. i think a mini cooper is the exact antithesis of an H2. is this some sort of sick, twisted joke?
here are my thoughts on the mini:
the pros: 6-speed manual trans, yellow, FAST, gas mileage, cute?
the cons: not a HUMMER, cute?, not a HUMMER
if this isn't irony, i don't know what is.
I got an idea, get a job and buy whatever you want by yourself. 
Quit spongeing off your Dad and be your own man.
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03-22-2007, 02:20 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
Dude there probably the most fun car to drive. My father had two one The Mini Cooper S, and the next one we got was the Mini Cooper S John Cooper Works GP one the limited edition one we had number 0578 out of 2000. That thing was a lot of fun 248HP and 600 lbs lighter than the normal Cooper S it was awsome. There awsome cars youll defintly get a kick out of it. But before getting I bileve MINI is changing their body for 2008
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03-22-2007, 06:33 PM
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Re: me in a mini?!
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Dude there probably the most fun car to drive. My father had two one The Mini Cooper S, and the next one we got was the Mini Cooper S John Cooper Works GP one the limited edition one we had number 0578 out of 2000. That thing was a lot of fun 248HP and 600 lbs lighter than the normal Cooper S it was awsome. There awsome cars youll defintly get a kick out of it. But before getting I bileve MINI is changing their body for 2008
Yeah, I don't doubt they're fun. Its just that I was fortunate enough to test drive an '07 H2, and it was amazing. I don't disagree that small cars are fast and fun to drive, but its definately an H2 for me!!
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03-22-2007, 06:31 PM
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I got an idea, get a job and buy whatever you want by yourself.
Quit spongeing off your Dad and be your own man.
Uhh... I'm seventeen. $58k is a ways off yet... Thanks for the advice though...
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03-22-2007, 06:43 PM
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Re: me in a mini?!
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Uhh... I'm seventeen. $58k is a ways off yet...
Not if you start selling crack and pimpin' hoes it isn't.
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03-22-2007, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Not if you start selling crack and pimpin' hoes it isn't.
HAHAHA! Thanks for the tip! -I guess I may as well just drop out now!
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03-23-2007, 01:12 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
If you cant get and H2 get an H3!
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03-23-2007, 07:51 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
Damn beer snot out the nose!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Not if you start selling crack and pimpin' hoes it isn't.
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03-23-2007, 11:33 PM
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Re: me in a mini?!
Just start wheelin (off-roading) the hell out of your Mini. After replacing a few radiators, wheels, tires, and body panels, your dad should get the hint.
That is how I got my first SUV. Sure I had to pay for it, but I needed a co-signer.
By the way, the H3 is a great vehicle, certainly a great hummer for your first.
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03-24-2007, 12:46 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Not if you start selling crack and pimpin' hoes it isn't.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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12-16-2007, 02:29 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
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Originally Posted by dеiтайожни
Not if you start selling crack and pimpin' hoes it isn't.
Just move to the tip and start smuggling. I HEARD their was big money to be made....wait.......you'd need a go fast boat...and they are more than an H2....sorry...you're SOL
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12-16-2007, 05:48 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
all i know is with that GP we kinda got screwerd over with that, we actually payed a little below list, which was like completly against the rules they were going ot everyone else way above list. And we had it for like 4 months, then traded it in on my dads new car, the crazy part was then the Porsche dealer sold the mini which, we drove for several months, for over the orignal list price by a large margin! However list does not seem norm for these I have a few friends with Mini's and no one payed list for it
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03-24-2007, 02:53 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
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Uhh... I'm seventeen. $58k is a ways off yet... Thanks for the advice though...
Oh, my bad. I guess your username threw me off?
Maybe you should change it to Hummer Sackrider_VT.
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12-16-2007, 08:45 AM
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Re: me in a mini?!
dude, mini coopers are totally GAY !!! Only women drive 'em in Belgium and fags !!!! If you drive one, I personally fly my hummer over there to totally crush you !!!!
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