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Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....
I dont know about you, but I'd have one ****ty day if I was limited to one little square of TP per sitting........... 
Report: Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming
Monday, April 23, 2007
 Americans may be using less toilet paper, if Sheryl Crow has her way.
The singer, who is crossing the country on a biodiesel bus with producer Laurie David, proposes limiting toilet paper use as one solution to global warming, according to a Washington Post report.
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she wrote April 19 on the Biodiesel Bus blog, according to a report by the Washington Post. "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."
Her toilet paper manifesto would limit how many squares of toilet paper Americans use in a sitting.
She would like everyone to limit themselves to one square per sitting.............
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04-23-2007, 04:59 PM
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Re: Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....
1 square yard maybe...
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04-23-2007, 05:15 PM
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Re: Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....
I read that today, and laughed my arse off.
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04-23-2007, 05:55 PM
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Re: Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....
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I dont know about you, but I'd have one ****ty day if I was limited to one little square of TP per sitting...........
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She said you could use 2-3 if it was a particularly "sticky" situation.
Soooo, a "regular" poop you get one sheet.
A "toothpaste" poop gets you two sheets.
What about a "blowout"?
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04-23-2007, 08:07 PM
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Re: Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....
Again it reminds me of Seinfeld. 
"I can't spare a square. I have no square to spare!"
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04-23-2007, 08:21 PM
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Re: Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....
I'll go for it and limit myself to one square of TP. But I'm going to use 6 gallons of water, non-environmentally friendly soap and half a roll of paper towels to clean the poop off my fingers afterwards.
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04-23-2007, 08:58 PM
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Re: Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....
That will not work for me. I use alot of paper
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04-23-2007, 09:00 PM
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Re: Sheryl Crow would like your ass to itch....
f*** that idea.
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