Paris Hilton Going To Jail!!!

[DRTYFN]

There really is justice.
I hope that dumb hole flees and becomes a fugitive so at least we don't have to see her in the media every second.

Hilton Sentenced to 45 Days in Jail
LOS ANGELES (AP) - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, no furloughs, no use of an alternative jail and no electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The heiress arrived at court 10 minutes late in the back of a black Cadillac Escalade and swept into the Metropolitan Courthouse with several men in suits, ignoring screams of photographers lining the route into a rear entrance. Her parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, also came with her.

Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious.

The celebrity case brought an unusual scene to the austere courthouse south of downtown in a commercial area. As if at a red carpet event, dozens of photographers and reporters lined up at the rear entrance. Yellow police tape substituted for velvet ropes.

TV trucks were parked nearby to beam the news worldwide and a helicopter hovered overhead. Extra sheriff's deputies stood guard.

Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.

She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program, are what landed the socialite back in court.

On Jan. 15, Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies stopped Hilton on Feb. 27 and charged her with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over at about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.

Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said at the time Hilton wasn't aware her license was suspended. A copy of the document Hilton signed on Jan. 15 was found in the car's glove compartment, court papers say.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

[KenP]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

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I hope that dumb hole flees and becomes a fugitive so at least we don't have to see her in the media every second.

That wouldn't happen. The stoopid media would dedicate an entire network to covering the saga.

going to be shower pics later.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

GOOD !

[DRTYFN]

Same story on CNN.
I'm not sure if her mother was mocking the judge or applauding him. I would have thrown her in jail just for being her mother.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety(don't forget the pr0n tape where she was a lazy f*ck and all of the pantyless up the skirt shots of her piss flaps), must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I'm very sorry, and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry, and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence. She has to be the biggest dope ever.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood on the set date or face 90 days behind bars. Should have remanded her to custody right there. That'd be a picture I'd have to have.

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

Paris Hilton was among a series of witnesses who took the stand during the hearing. She maintained she was unaware her license was suspended and thought she was allowed to drive for work purposes. Pleading dopiness doesn't fly well in court.

She said that when an officer who stopped her in January made her sign a document stating her license was suspended, she thought he was mistaken and did not actually look at the document. She probably thought it magically disappeared.

Hilton arrived at the courthouse 10 minutes after the scheduled 1:30 p.m. start time of the hearing. Great way to show remorse.

The heiress arrived in the back of a black Cadillac Escalade and swept into the Metropolitan Courthouse with several men in suits, ignoring screams of photographers lining the route into a rear entrance. In addition to her mother, her father, Rick, also came with her.

Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious. Appeared serious???

She exited the courthouse in a similar manner. Appearing serious?

Prosecutors announced earlier they were asking the judge to sentence Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation for an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction.

Prosecutors also were seeking to have Hilton ordered to avoid alcohol for 90 days, wear a monitoring device that would chart whether she complies, and have the suspension of her driver's license extended for an additional four months.

TV trucks were parked nearby to beam the news worldwide and a helicopter hovered overhead. Extra sheriff's deputies stood guard.

Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a September 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.

She was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program, are what landed the socialite back in court.

On January 15, Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies stopped Hilton on February 27 and charged her with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.

Hilton was also required to enroll in an alcohol education program by February 12. As of April 17, she had not enrolled, prosecutors said.

Hilton, heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, first gained notoriety for her hard partying as a teen. She attracted worldwide attention when a sex tape she made with a boyfriend was released on the Internet.

She stars in the reality-TV series, "The Simple Life," now in its fifth season, with Nicole Richie. She appeared in the 2005 film, "House of Wax" and recently finished filming "The Hottie and the Nottie." She also is a handbag designer and has a namesake perfume.

[MarineHawk]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Same story on CNN.
I'm not sure if her mother was mocking the judge or applauding him. I would have thrown her in jail just for being her mother.

I hate to speculate, but maybe her mother was drunk. The acorn doesn't fall very far ...

[h2co-pilot]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

I hope that dumb hole flees and becomes a fugitive so at least we don't have to see her in the media every second.

Yeah, she gives all of us "smart holes" a bad name. Bad Drty.

Just more air time and book material for that... that.....hole.

[DRTYFN]

We can always hope that some unstable broad shiv's her or she gets pushed down some stairs.

let's see her do the perp walk..

[DRTYFN]

Oh please please please please....

Heir head's in for tough time in jail
LYNWOOD, Calif. - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton better watch her back in the Century Regional Detention Facility, visitors who were at the jail yesterday warned.
"If you act like you're all high-class and uppity," Denise Chavis said, "you're done."
About 150 men and women were waiting outside the jail yesterday - along with Chavis - to see family and friends. Many said they believed the 26-year-old Hilton was in for a strong dose of reality.
"My ex-wife got beat up and got a black eye in this place," said a man, who declined to give his name out of fear of retribution against the woman.
And Hilton better hope the inmates don't remember the videotape broadcast widely on YouTube that shows her mocking Jewish and African-American people. "She better learn to bite her tongue," he said.
If she does report to the jail, Hilton will likely be living in a one- or two-person cell and segregated from the general population for her safety as a high-profile inmate.
A woman who gave her name only as Melanie and whose mother is in the jail on a narcotics charge said Hilton better thank her lucky stars for the extra security.
She said the general population showers together and that a large group of "very masculine lesbians" prey on them.
"This is bad," she said. "She's not going to make it."
Hilton will have to say "goodbye" to dye jobs and cosmetics and "hello" to five-minute showers once a day.
Her friends and family will only be able to talk to her through glass and her phone calls will be made on the jail's closely monitored pay phones.
Purse-pooch, Tinkerbell, will not be allowed to visit. And forget those designer duds she bought on Rodeo Drive.
In the big house, Paris will have to make two pairs of socks, one bra, two pairs of panties and two blue jumpsuits last for a week.
"You have to take your underwear and wash them out in the shower," said Chavis, whose sister has been in the jail for the past month on a stolen car charge. "The only thing you're allowed for makeup is a lipliner."
Hilton also won't find any 600-thread-count sheets or chocolates on her pillow.
Instead, she'll get a stainless steel cot topped by a thin mattress, one thin sheet and one scratchy wool blanket.
"The bedding is very minimal," said Debbie Day, whose 25-year-old daughter is locked up on a counterfeit bill charge. "And my daughter says the food is disgusting."
Paris would start her days in jail with a hard-boiled egg, a bowl of cold cereal and a small carton of milk.
And for lunch?
"They get baloney and bread with either mustard or mayonnaise, sometimes an apple and some watered down juice," said Chavis. "For dinner, they do get a hot meal."
Suzanna Twaite, who was at the jail to visit a friend, said she hopes Paris gets no special treatment. "I think she should be housed with the general population," she said. "I think she should find out what it's like in here."
Nick DiOrio said that his 40-year-old girlfriend is currently in the jail. "She says she'd rather be in state prison than be here," he said. "This is worse."
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...n_jail_-1.html

She's going to come out with some serious roots.

[bparker]

Jail is no joke, if she goes, shes fuked.... litterally...

[The ArchiTexan]

What's the point of having money if you can't stay out of jail? Crud! You might as well be POOR! Sheez!

[SnakeH2]