Trying to intimidate a Hummer driver = Fat bleeding lip

[DennisAJC]

Coming back from quick trip from Home Depot on the highway, this Mazda tried to get into my lane by repeatedly swerving into my lane to let me know he wanted in. I only respond to turn signals which he didn't indicate.

Some 30 year old guy with his passenger (Later found out the old guy was the driver's dad.) and both yelling something out their window at me. He then proceeded to slowly go into my lane thinking I would chicken out and hit the brakes. Now keep in mind, he could have sped up or slowed down to get in. But he was matching my speed(I was in the slow lane.).


Big smile all the way, squinting and poking out my teeth to exaggerate my asian qualities ( This was really bringing on the RAARR ), I felt a small jolt and immediately skreeching tires to my left. He was now behind me flickering his high beams. I calmly took the exit to my hood and after a block, I pulled over to the shoulder. The driver was already at my door when I got out screaming racial profanities and how I was trying to kill him and his old man. I felt endangered so I told him 3 times (Very quickly ) to, "Sir, step back."

I immediately extended my arm.......

Anyways, long story short

The father was very apologetic and wants to just forget about it since there was no damage to my rig and his was blacked with rubber. I said no problem and shook his hand. I waved to the driver who was now back in his the car neckin with a wad of tissues .

This is the 3rd time somebody has swerved into me for some rubber love.

All for a lousy box of wood screws.



P.S. I really don't think this would happen to guys like DRTY because he's freakish looking. But since I'm only 5'9", 180lbs (And Asian and extremely hansome. ) , I think this driver thought I was a pushover.

[KenP]

Hummer drivers suck.

[DRTYFN]

Uppity Element driver thread.
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=19012


And there's a thread with this picture, but I'm not sure where it is.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Uppity Element driver thread.
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=19012


And there's a thread with this picture, but I'm not sure where it is.

Monster tire bite on that lil pickup.

[Agriv8r]

and its always the little cars...

[SELWA]

Excellent job!!

[dеiтайожни]

What? No bear spray to disinfect the bloody lip?! I've got to say, you have some crazy ass drivers up there in Canada, that would never happen in the States.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

What? No bear spray to disinfect the bloody lip?! I've got to say, you have some crazy ass drivers up there in Canada, that would never happen in the States.

Bear spray is only for numbers larger than 4 and when my family is around.

I believe Road Rage originated from California.

For some reason seeing this rig only aggrivates those who already have a chip on their shoulders. They seem to think that it's OK to harras Hummer owners without consequence because it in fashion these days. There's very few H2s on the road here. We need reinforcements.

[h2co-pilot]

I'm glad you are okay and no damage was done.

What an idiot. Sorry he said mean things to you , I hope you hit him hard. And he gets a big scar and before it heals maggots infest it and poop in his mouth.

[H2Finally]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

Coming back from quick trip from Home Depot on the highway, this Mazda tried to get into my lane by repeatedly swerving into my lane to let me know he wanted in. I only respond to turn signals which he didn't indicate.

Some 30 year old guy with his passenger (Later found out the old guy was the driver's dad.) and both yelling something out their window at me. He then proceeded to slowly go into my lane thinking I would chicken out and hit the brakes. Now keep in mind, he could have sped up or slowed down to get in. But he was matching my speed(I was in the slow lane.).


Big smile all the way, squinting and poking out my teeth to exaggerate my asian qualities ( This was really bringing on the RAARR ), I felt a small jolt and immediately skreeching tires to my left. He was now behind me flickering his high beams. I calmly took the exit to my hood and after a block, I pulled over to the shoulder. The driver was already at my door when I got out screaming racial profanities and how I was trying to kill him and his old man. I felt endangered so I told him 3 times (Very quickly ) to, "Sir, step back."

I immediately extended my arm.......

Anyways, long story short

The father was very apologetic and wants to just forget about it since there was no damage to my rig and his was blacked with rubber. I said no problem and shook his hand. I waved to the driver who was now back in his the car neckin with a wad of tissues .

This is the 3rd time somebody has swerved into me for some rubber love.

All for a lousy box of wood screws.



P.S. I really don't think this would happen to guys like DRTY because he's freakish looking. But since I'm only 5'9", 180lbs (And Asian and extremely hansome. ) , I think this driver thought I was a pushover.

WTF! You always had all the fun when I'm not around!!

[usetosellhummer]

few mess with the bigger peps your right. at 6-1 340 I get few who want to talk or even look at me.

[DRTYFN]

Through the miracle of the Ultra Superior Mac photo-chopping capabilities I have undone the edited faces. It's weird because 2 different result came back.

[GLBLWARMR]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Through the miracle of the Ultra Superior Mac photo-chopping capabilities I have undone the edited faces. It's weird because 2 different result came back.
Attachment 40481

Attachment 40482

Where did you get the second photo. Did you hack into my computer? Damn, I thought I hid the true photo well enough that noone would find it.

I bow to your computer skills. LMFAO. That is great.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by usetosellhummer

few mess with the bigger peps your right. at 6-1 340 I get few who want to talk or even look at me.

That's not big - that's positively bovine.