What the heck is this????

[Dan]

http://www.imakenews.com/autospies/e...e000201346.cfm



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SUT on order 12/02. 11 months down, 7 to go!
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[89vette]

Butt ugly Escalade? I think they are sweet. BTW, they have more ground clearance than our H2's!

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade

[Buckeye Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>1. It's does not perform well off-road at all.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How would you know? You can't afford one. Your friends can't afford one. H2's have been through Moab, Rubicon and numerous black diamond trails.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>2. It's wasteful with natural resources (relative to its usefulness).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually you are a bigger waste and a compulsive liar. What other sites do you troll and pretend to be an attorney?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>3. A 4Runner, Tacoma, Jeep Grand Cherokee, Jeep Wrangler, Jeep Cherokee, Nissan Frontier, Pathfinder, Xterra, or Land Rover discovery would out-perform it in any and every off-road situation at any time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OK, now that's just downright stupid. You obviously have no off-road experience so I'll just assume this is pure ignorance.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Ok, lard-ass (6'2", and 285lb - good God dude, have some self control).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's really funny. I love it when guys that have been pussies their entire life, picked on, beat up and then end up in worthless hourly jobs make statements behind the keyboard. You know full well if you saw Hummerdog you would run like the little candy ass you are but why run when you can continue to hide. puss

What fake law firm do you work for? What fake car do you drive? How much money don't you make? compulsive liar

[Zing]

Changing the dimensions as described for the H2 will not be appealing to me. The other alledged improvements are interesting. But I like mine the way it is.

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by argonaut:
This is a hummer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises

[HUMMERDOGG]

It takes a "real" man to admit when they are married to a woman sixty years his senior. I want to say I saw you just the other day on Jerry Springer professing the benefits of being married to a woman who can take out her teeth and gum with the best of them. If you weren't so busy straw-feeding your blue-haired wife, you would have the time to truly comb through the posts at H2 Source and see true abilities of the H2. I might want to add, it's actually your wife with the hairpiece (c'mon spend a little more money and get some color added to that thing) who wishes you were a little more "endowed" and had something more to show for yourself than that pos taco you drive. If you had any sense of style, you'd realize that you really need some 49's to go with that 14" of lift, however, I understand times are tough right now for you since you are too busy buying your wife a Pride Jazzy 1113 motorized wheelchair to get her around. That $4,100 you spent for that thing could've been used to buy yourself some 49" IROK's and some new Weld Wheels. Hell, with the money you saved, you might've even been able to put some spinners on that thing...

And, you might want to go easy on that Schaeffer lite since it's the only thing that keeps you from being sober enough to realize how bad your life is...

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)

[HUMMERDOGG]

Argo-

It would almost appear that jambo is alluding to my response to duraMAX about the H2's offroad ability, with which I told duraMAX to go and look at SteveR's CA pics, DRTYFN's RUBICON pics and the HUMMERTEAM's KATEMCY pics which depict the H2 doing quite well off-roading (You can also add Alec's MOAB pics to that group). I would hope that this is not the case because I would hate to have to go off on jambo on a couple of things...

[argonaut]

ummm, what exactly did that mean jambo? Your post confused me. Are you pro H2 or anti H2?

[H2Doc]

Maybe a 6 cylinder turbo diesel.

[89vette]

Well said H2Daddy! Man those burgers are smellin bad! Better throw them away and start a new batch. Don't let the manager see you do that though, it might ruin your chance for employee of the month. This is funny. Why would you even waste your time to come here to spread your hate for a vehicle? Do you hate H2's in general or the people who drive them? Why the hell would you care if we like them or not? 4Runners are for Homo's but I do not make it a point to search out a Toyota Forum and tell a bunch of guys that they are Homo's for buying a rice burning POS truck. Thank God I'm not. I'm sorry but any educated person in their twenties, that was an attorney, making 6 figures would not come to a friggin H2 Forum and start talking about penises. Who are you trying to kid?

Now if you are really married, why don't you quit wasting your time and ours and go take care of your wife....that is if you are able.

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade

[89vette]

I'm sure it will be a Duramax. The current style won't accept a Duramax but I bet the new one will. I'm sure GM will keep the current style for years to come.

Duramax, Hummers have nothing to do with penis size. Tahoes are for guys like you that can't afford Hummers. That's all. Better get back to work, smells like the burgers are buring.

03 Sunset H2!
89 Vette
02 Escalade

[Dan]

http://www.imakenews.com/autospies/e...e000201346.cfm



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[ZeroTolerance]

HAHAHAHAHA That is priceless, where did you find that???

[Klaus]

Hey... You troll trashers have got some serious work to do...

http://www.elcova.com/groupee/forums?a=tpc&s=2826088551&f=2606011751&m=552606758 4&r=5986060694#5986060694

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

[HUMMERDOGG]

duraMAX-

Honestly, do you think anyone cares who you are or what you drive (btw, you better come a whole hell of a lot stronger than M5 and 4Runner)? If you have a honest dislike for H2's then why would you come to a H2 Forum (full of H2 owners, those who aspire to own an H2, friends of H2 owners, and other off-roaders) and open up your first post as a huge diss of the H2 and the H2 owner by saying "No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises". As an attorney, I would have expected several "arguments" which support your dislike of the H2. And, before you reply with "low gas mileage" and "off-road inadequacies", I would like to advise you that the "low gas mileage" is nothing like my brother's Infinity QX4 which gets less than 11mpg and I believe DRTYFN and SteveR have debunked most of the myths regarding it not being a real "hummer/4X4" with their off-road stories and pictures.

Now, on to a more pressing issue regarding your first post regarding small penises. I can assure you, that my cock looks great in any car or truck I drive. It looked nice and big in the Buick Summerset I drove in college and looked even bigger and better in my MB CL600. What's funny is that out of all the cars, trucks, and suv's I've owned, he loves the H2 the best. Not only do I have heated seats to keep him warm, but he has a great view of the road now.

Secondly, if you are "an attorney" who "practices business law at a large firm" and, who "Lately has been primarily doing Article 9 work - secured transactions" then what the hell are you doing posting childish bs on a H2 Forum? I am highly skeptical of everything you have said so far and none of your posts to date would support any thought that you are indeed an educated and bright attorney who is married.

Thirdly, and probably most importantly... Please do not come in defending yourself and your dumb ass posts by talking about you and your wife's 6 digit income and then justify not being the wealthiest guy here because of your age. There are several forum members who easily make that in a single month.

And finally, we don't make stupid assumptions about your lifestyle... Your worthless posting leads us to believe that is the truth. And to disprove your claim about H2 owners having "deficiencies in other areas", I would eagerly welcome you to come down to the trade floor of the company where I work, the work in which I make 5 and 6 figure trades throughout the day; putting my balls on the line. I will gladly take my 6'2, 285lb. frame and shake your hand as I undo my pants to show you how "deficient" I am. I would then pull out my wallet and hand you several $100 bills. I would then call you a cab and send you to one of the many strip clubs we have here in Houston where you can spend the money and feel like a "real man"... Mullet...

[Buckeye Hummer]

The holiday season is bad for trolls because many of them pick up seasonal work. You know things like:

Shoveling driveways
Selling Xmas cookies door to door
Cleaning up Reindeer Poop
Cutting down expensive Xmas trees for rich people and putting them on top of their Hummers


Given this sudden increase in seasonal duty for most trolls we will probably need to wait until after January.

[duraMAX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
THAT is the funniest thing I have heard this year on the forum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

You are kidding right?

You post this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>No it's not...it's a Tahoe for men with small penises<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and then this:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I'm an attorney and I practice business law at a large firm <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually you are a compulsive liar, definitely not an attorney and 6 figures does not count for numbers to the right of the decimal point you moron.

Now get back in the car your dad loaned you and hit the road.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You may believe what you like, I have no way to prove it to you. You should probably edit your post, it looks as though it is missing a bit of much needed punctuation.

[HUMMERDOGG]

mullet-

Ok, first... The only reason I list my height and weight is because I was pretty sure that was one of the inadequacies you were associating to H2 ownership (which I was correct with since you brought it up regarding females). I should have expected you to come back with some sort of snide remark. My wife would strongly disagree with you since I wear a size 36/38 in the waist on all of my pants. Having just completed Navy Seal PT Training here in Houston, I'll have you know that any lard was easily replaced with muscle during the course of this program. I do have to fault Rice University with making me the size I am now though. Had it not been for college football, I would probably be a weak snivling little bitch lawyer like yourself.

However, all juvenile remarks regarding my size and your stupidity aside, I will address your first two legal questions and then move on to the more pertinent matters of your reasons for not liking the H2...

1) The secured party files a financing statement (I understand there are several ways to perfect a security interest-filing a financing statement is just one of those ways) in the state under whose law they are organized.

2) It's an unconditioned writing that promises payment of a certain amount of money

However, I'd rather not go back and forth with you on legal q&a's... I appreciate the questioning and it required me to think a little yet, the REAL reason for my repost is to counterpoint your reason for not liking the H2...

1)You really need to watch SteveR's films and look at his pics on some of his trips out in the California "countryside". You also need look at some of HUMMERTEAM's pictures from KATEMCY (which many people consider to be a miniMOAB in the Texas Hill Country), as well as, look at DRTYFN's pics from the RUBICON which he just got back from; before making such stupid statments as that.

2)The H2 actually uses quite a few renewable products in its make-up. Hummer has a little flyer detailing this info. Additionally, as I have already mentioned, mpg is no worse that some other suvs and trucks already out there.

3) I would argue that in the stock form with the 35" tires, ground clearance, and spacing of wheels on the body, approach/departure angles, that it is easily a better off-road vehicle than almost all the vehicles you mentioned. The wheelbase and appproach/departure angles allow it to easily travel over terrain that would be quite difficult for the jeeps with their shorter wheelbase or the toyota's with their poor front and rear angles.

4&5)Man, that is just stupid to post. It's actualy statements like these that make you look very uncredible with your lawyer claims.

6)I've listed in #3 why it would be more capable than a Tahoe, yes, it does get worse gas mileage (it weighs freaking 6500 lbs.) and it would of course have less cargo space being that it is shorter in length than a Tahoe.

7)Just another stupid post.

And again, I have to finish my post by referring to you as a mullet again... Please, next time come with something of more substance.

Thanks.

-Wayne

[This message was edited by HUMMERDOGG on 11-14-03 at 11:34 PM.]

[Buckeye Hummer]

We might want to have troll practice so we are fully prepared.

I'll start. How would you respond to this?

From:

TahoeImeanH2'sSUCK!

Why don't you hair piece wearin', wannabee, penis envy, pavement princess driven' Tahoe I mean H2 owners get a real rig like a Taco. I gotta 14" lift on 37's that'll out do any ya'll. My Taco will even run on Schaeffar lite if I wanna and my Daddy's Sisters Aunt's Mommas step daughter that I married says the same ting.

OK, we'll let Argo go first.

[argonaut]

If nice cars equated small penis size, Zero would be Japanese... Nihonjin no chinchin wa totemo chisai desuyo.