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09-02-2007, 06:35 AM
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I need your help. Am I gay?
Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.
I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....
Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?
I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.
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09-02-2007, 08:31 AM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
WELCOME TO THE CLUB HONEY !!!!!
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09-02-2007, 08:57 AM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Ghey!
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09-02-2007, 11:21 AM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Mmmm Hmmmm....
And it seems to be the second Ms. GI edition....tsk tsk. Better hang out in the garage for a few more hours. 
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09-02-2007, 01:07 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Pretty ghey!
Turn on some football, drink a few beers, scratch your sack a few times, beltch a bit....and I'm sure you'll be feeling better in no time! 
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09-02-2007, 01:38 PM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
just fill your pockets with manly things when you wear them....jerky, flask of whiskey, mail pouch....it will be fine....if you have the urge to paint your toenails pink...well...you might have a problem then.....
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09-03-2007, 04:40 AM
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.
I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....
Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?
I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.
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My other thing is...why in the hell would you pay $68.00 for those?
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09-03-2007, 05:11 AM
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Hummer Professional
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: I need your help. Am I gay?
Quote:
Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Months ago we proved H2Finally to be gay, or at least a metrosexual. I participated in the ridicule which started when we spotted his Capris.
I'm taking a risky step here and I'm coming out on Elcova.....
Today, I bought these. Does this necessarily mean I'm gay?
I swear, I'm only going to use these for hiking. And, they were 1/2 off at Paragon Sports. I don't feel gay, but I'm starting to question things. Please advise.
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Can I get your phone number, we can figure out the whole gay thing soon if ya really want to know. 
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