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01-07-2008, 06:22 AM
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The Amish Farmer and the Muslim
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have messed in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
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01-07-2008, 07:26 AM
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Re: The Amish Farmer and the Muslim
RACIST INFIDEL !!!
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01-07-2008, 12:53 PM
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Re: The Amish Farmer and the Muslim
Natural Selection
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01-07-2008, 05:13 PM
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Re: The Amish Farmer and the Muslim
Wow, I've NEVER heard that before.
Link to the original you lazy, non-checking, reposting, panzy arse mommy's boy.
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01-07-2008, 05:48 PM
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Re: The Amish Farmer and the Muslim
Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
Wow, I've NEVER heard that before.
Link to the original you lazy, non-checking, reposting, panzy arse mommy's boy.
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JOKES LIKE THIS MUST BE REPOSTED !!
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01-07-2008, 06:29 PM
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Re: The Amish Farmer and the Muslim
I don't pay attention to NJ.Quote:
Originally Posted by KenP
Wow, I've NEVER heard that before.
Link to the original you lazy, non-checking, reposting, panzy arse mommy's boy.
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