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[jfox]

Great, next you will be asking for one of these for your application business...

J.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jfox:
If I come home and find you doing this I will divorce you and take the H2.

J. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seth spread eagled. ****! I just threw up my lunch!

[IPStack]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
IPStack.....get the Green...you'll (and they) will love it! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bah, there isn't any "they", unless you are referring to my wife. You won't find me in a forum talking about teabagging a Subaru owner.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RLTAZH2:
Gentlemen and Ladies
OK I have read the Fag thread at Subaru and all the threads here. I'm 48 and never dusted my nuts so this is sort of a disturbing concept. BUT, as a club if We are going to decide that this is something that is going to be done then it has too be everyone or no one. Now that I have covered that, We will have to send someone undercover to the Subaru club meetings so He can learn how this all works and actual profesional experienced nut dusters application tech. or if it is left to personal taste. This spy will have to get the low down on all qualified nut dusting products and He must rank them according to what is recommened by the subura nut duster manual. Now this will be a dangerous assignment and I have been a member only a few months and old enough that I probably would lose it the first meeting and either laugh myself into a hernia or just pick up chairs and start knockng the crap out of people, so there for I respecfully request that I not be asked to be this undercover person. Now You veterans of this forum need to step up and take charge to organise this operation and I will bet there are some ex or current Special Forces that would be the person for the job or be able train a few in case we lose one member during the operation we have his backup trained. The Special Forces are lethal if need be but are skilled at stealth and highly trained mentally to keep themselves under control for the good of our National Club so that We can be on top of the last technology and not fall behind the bottom feeders. Thank You for Your time Gentlemen and Ladies for alowing me to put forth this idea of potential plan of action to keep us up to date on the latest nut dusting technology.
I humbily submit for the forums consideration.

TAZ (Rick) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


LMAO!

Yes! I agree with Taz. Who among you have the balls(For dusting)to take on such a mission?

[LasVegas]

Alright Taz & Dennis. Let's save the resources and cut right to the chase (or nuts, whatever). First, it's not the least bit Fag, just a nice refreshing personal hygiene touch. Second, don't knock it if you haven't tried it. Third, I agree. We can't have the Subaru econo(nuts) ahead of us on "nut-dusting" technology. And forth, how about a little line in the sand for you moncho guys. Go get yourself some Gold Bond GREEN (even I won't challenge you to that Blue Nuclear nut melting toxic junk burner). Then take a nice refreshing warm shower. Don't dry them off, just apply in any fashion you choose a generous amount of the old Green. When you're able, report your findings back to the forum.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jfox:
Maybe you can get a second chance at making a better impression this next trip.

J. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ya, like the impression Adam tried to leave on my hip when he hugged me.

[DRTYFN]

Funny... in a kind of homo-ish way.
"Nut powder" is funny as hell though.
Might have to suggest that when someone is cranky and obviously suffering from chafeage.
I think Wheelin(aka DRTYFM/DRTYFZ) recently had a hyper-chafeage attack and flamed himself out.

[DennisAJC]

I just finish trying some......Is Gold Bond Blue suppose to burn this much?????

[LasVegas]

DRTY...Can't get anything going here! Maybe...hmmm...when you were 13 you probably abused it every 20 minutes. Now you have a problem with a little TLC? That should do it.

[Dug]

Newbie testing this message thing. Then going to dust my nuts.<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Oppps! Sorry Shags.......

_WARNING!!! GRAPHIC PHOTOS!!!_

Better? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[ShaggyX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by timgco:
Quote: "and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner."
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Holy Crap...that line almost killed me. I am debating on buying some of the Blue stuff just to see what it feels like.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
DRTY...Can't get anything going here! Maybe...hmmm...when you were 13 you probably abused it every 20 minutes. Now you have a problem with a little TLC? That should do it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Abuse? I prefer to call it conditioning.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unaslob:
those guys are pretty funny. notice the lack of trolls and fights....is that a hummer phenomenon??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Take a page off that Forum. It's like a Forumopia. Come to think of it, I've never recalled a Subaru owner giving me the finger.

[jfox]

Maybe you can get a second chance at making a better impression this next trip.

J.

[DRTYFN]

In high school we would occasionally put BenGay or IcyHot in someone's jock strap. From what I remember of the screaming there wasn't any mention of an icy feeling, just blood-curdling screams of "AAHHH**** MY ****ING CHRIST!!!! IT ****ING BURNS!!!!! AAAAHHHHH EEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

While I've experienced plenty of hot humid weather I don't ever think I've had the bright idea to put Gold Bond(or any other kind of powder) on my apple bag.

[DennisAJC]

There's something wrong when one mans claim to another man's penis size is taken seriously.

Had it been a woman's finding, well, we'll never know.

[timgco]

Navigator, as Seth asked, what the hell were you looking for?

Funny as hell though.
Quote: "and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner."

ILMAO for like 10 minutes.

[4churchill]

I'm not really that surprised, i mean some of these people are the same guys who drive the BAJA, and we all know what a sexy car, (or is it a truck? ) that is