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09-07-2003, 06:29 PM
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OK so we all know E.L.F. stands for Earth Liberation Front. I thought we could have a little fun with this acronym so everyone please make up your E.L.F. just to poke some humor at these mindless turds.
I will get you started with the most benign one:
E.L.F. Everone Loves Four Wheelin'
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09-11-2003, 02:09 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>If you have a description of an E.L.F. member you saw recently please continue...  <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Mr. E.L.F. Himself - dam wackos... |
09-08-2003, 12:30 AM
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Hummer Guru
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Every
Lowlife's
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Klaus
"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."
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09-09-2003, 01:01 PM
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Enviromentalists
Lacking
Funds
P.S. Jesus was Anti-Religious, Thats why they crucified him. At the time the leaders were so into following the Law of the Bible that they missed the point.
Most churches today miss the point, but that does not mean there is no God. You have to have more faith to believe in the theory of Evolution then believing the factual evidence that there is a God.
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future H2 SUT owner
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09-10-2003, 12:45 PM
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Evolutionists
Love
Fiction
I don't mind the slams, but you have to come up with an ELF acronym FIRST!! This way we keep the post to the topic.
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09-10-2003, 07:34 PM
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EARTH LOVING FAGGOTS!!!!!
Temet Nosce...know thyself
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09-10-2003, 10:53 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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Good thing you added the part about music or I would have thought you were Michael Jackson.
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09-07-2003, 06:29 PM
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Hummer Expert
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OK so we all know E.L.F. stands for Earth Liberation Front. I thought we could have a little fun with this acronym so everyone please make up your E.L.F. just to poke some humor at these mindless turds.
I will get you started with the most benign one:
E.L.F. Everone Loves Four Wheelin'
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09-07-2003, 09:26 PM
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Enviormental Loosers Foundation
Everyone Loves Fires
Evolution Left Fools
*note:I do not endorse the THEORY of evolution*
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09-09-2003, 11:11 PM
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WOW 
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09-10-2003, 02:22 AM
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ELVIS LIVES FOREVER!!!!!!!!
That's all folks! Good night!
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
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03 Dressed Range Rover
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09-08-2003, 09:10 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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DRTYFN,
2004 H2 NAV part#: 15204335
Comes with a nav CD for USA, CANADA, and HELL
when you're cruising the molten lava! 
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover
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09-07-2003, 11:02 PM
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Hummer Messiah
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HAHAHA!!! You don't believe in evolution? What do you believe in? The hokey storybook idea of creationism? HAHA!! What a nut!!
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09-10-2003, 12:13 AM
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DRTYFN, How do you know what God likes  BTW It worries me that you used caps. I thought you wern't into all that hokey pokey stuff |
09-10-2003, 12:52 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Sorry, but there isn't a font for sarcasm. Otherwise I'd use it in bold caps. And no, I don't subscribe to organized religion. It's just a way to control the masses.
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09-09-2003, 01:29 AM
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URGENT!!! I think I just saw the president of the E.L.F. He was at Whole Foods in Glendale wearing Birkenstock sandals, dirty tan shorts and a t-shirt that said "Hug a Tree". He also wreaked of dope and had just picked up some organic nectarines. He refused to put them in a plastic bag!
I got his bicycle license number. Do you guys think I should report him?
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09-07-2003, 11:33 PM
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Hey DRTYFN
Some people find the "hokey textbook THEORY of evolution" to be a story. In fact it is a constantly changing story. I have come to this conclusion about this topic.
"Who am I to say that God did not create the universe."
Dan from Alabama
Now lets get back to the E.ver L.asting F.un
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09-09-2003, 02:04 AM
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Hummer Messiah
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Exteremly
Little
****ers
He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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09-10-2003, 12:10 AM
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Everyone's Lesbian Fantasy
Easy Lapdance Financing
Everybody Loves Four-wheeling (or is that ELFW??)
Extremely Loud Farts
I'll try more later - working late tonight - when I get tired, my mind starts working in REALLY odd ways...
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09-07-2003, 08:30 PM
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Eartharming Life Forces
Exemplifying Ludicrous Factions
Exaust Loving Freeks
Oh so many more.............
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