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Old 12-19-2005, 04:49 PM
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Ken and CP....GFY and thank-you.

I can now prove to my wife that it was the soap. Not another woman.
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Old 12-20-2005, 02:05 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:


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Shut it. It took over a year to get that accidental penis vision out of my mind </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Weird! Considering it only took 1 week to get the taste out of your mouth.

Hey, you're the one who keeps bringing it up.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Oh, I forgot to ask, did anyone else walk by the housekeeping carts and pick up extra stuff? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think I saw Shaggy dipping into the tip jar. J/K </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hehehehehehehe...snort...hehehe
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Old 12-20-2005, 12:13 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?
He did it for the "Experience". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've never asked DRTY for his crack sand. You're wierd. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can't say that it ever crossed my mind either </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It didn't cross your mind but it definitely crossed your lips.
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or did Dennis wash it with a pumice stone? I wish I were in moab longer....
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But hey its good for the environment not for penises
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Holy ghey parade!!! Are you all rummy from Xmas shopping? You are all bringing the ghey.
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If you'd stayed in Moab long enough......
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?
He did it for the "Experience". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've never asked DRTY for his crack sand. You're wierd.
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It's vanilla bean man, vanilla bean! And no way it was that sharp, you just have soft yellow skin- like a banana.
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Mine had more seeds than that jerk!

I'm telling K you ruined a good bar of soap.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Sick bastids </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Not us. You asked about his crack.
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It sounds like the soap wasn't the only thing that chewed him up....
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Did you really see Dennis' ween?
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Holy Sh*t thats the same kinda of soap I had in my room in Cabo this August. Thats not the type of soap to give your self a good morning shower hand shake with!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Vanilla nuts? I thought it was Moab rock dust.. you know, for the "Gonzo" experience??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?

He did it for the "Experience".
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:

Why do you think we always bug DRTY for sand in his crack?
He did it for the "Experience". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I've never asked DRTY for his crack sand. You're wierd. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Can't say that it ever crossed my mind either </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It didn't cross your mind but it definitely crossed your lips. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh man, you just crossed DRTY's ass with Alec's mouth.... I wonder if they tried a double goatsie.
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My wife sez that Dennis's
-elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
-Isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer
-A few cards shy of a full deck

It is a "scent" soap meant to be used on your hands, not scrub the buh-jesus out of your nasty, dirty little asian banana skin.

Next trip I'll bring you some good man soap, LAVA....
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Ken and CP....GFY and thank-you.

I can now prove to my wife that it was the soap. Not another woman.
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