Flipped off and Pissed!

[Buckeye Hummer]

I owned my H2 for 13 months and did not have one negative comment here in L.A. Last week I traded it in on an H1 and sure enough while driving my 10 year old daughter home from gymnastics a guy in a VW jammed in front of me gave the the thumbs down and then proceeded to flip me off while slowing down. He then quickly swithched lanes to an exit ramp (little puss thought I was going to give chase) and STOPPED at the exit to flip me off more and call me names. This is unfn believable! How pathetic some Americans are to drive around in their non american vw's while I am driving a 100% american made vehicle and feel the need to flip me off with my daughter and drive wrecklessly. No I didn't get his license and no I did not give chase because of my daughter. I am confident it will happen one time when I am alone and that will be it. Next time I'm following until they stop and we'll have a little conversation.

I know this is an old subject but this is my first negative experience.

[JJ]

Yep, I have to agree with the "blow them a kiss" crowd. Works everytime, most of them don't know what to do so they just keep on driving. I don't think I would ever stop and confront one of these nutcases, you never know what they might do. Oh, I've tried the peace sign, only rotated to the left my 90 degrees (I've seen some H2 owners use at an H2 ownership sign) - that really perplexes the hippy crowd.

JJ

[Buckeye Hummer]

That's funny, I'll give that one a try too!

[Buckeye Hummer]

I'm from Ohio originally so I know what you mean. Sometimes I wish I was back there (except for in the winter).

L.A. is just so diverse in it's landscape and culture. You're bound to run in to a few wackos out here.

[DRTYFN]

He might have missed, but I heard you make sure to aim your john's man-glue so that it goes all over you. And then you don't clean it off. You're a sick little pud.

[DennisAJC]

h2h8ra or (SteveR?)

Let me ask you, how do you log back on after you`ve been banned? I don`t get it. Anyways...
Why don`t you join some of the guys at the next HH in your area?

If you`re so adamant aboot your beliefs, then show us what your imaginary MB can do.

P.S. Your BMX doesn`t count.

P.P.S. Steve, you get yer powers yet?



"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

[h2h8rA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
He might have missed, but I heard you make sure to aim your john's man-glue so that it goes all over you. And then you don't clean it off. You're a sick little pud.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


hell i don't need to clean it off....ur doing that for me. that's the $10 u paid me.

[h2h8r]

oh...how this is just freakin funny. all u h2 owners so sry for u. i'll be laughin while i drive by the gas pump and ur sittin still filling up the brick.

[RonB]

I guess I've been lucky -- never had any agression towards me or my truck (that I know of). But it is usually covered in mud and has a good deal of pinstiping on it. Last week a guy at a stop light honked at me, I rolled down the window and he said "now that's what a hummer should look like!!" Big smiles and we both drove off. This has happened on Ventura Blvd at least three other times. It's so fun to see people do double-takes and smile at the truck.

I've had some questions about the environmental impact of the H2 by folks who drive small cars or hybrids -- I just ask them where they think their electricity comes from (yes, some of it from hydro-electric plants, but more often from coal burning or nuclear power plants, and a small percentage from small under-priveledged children running on treadmills). And speaking of batteries, how does one dispose of them when they die? Bury them?

I say just keep the truck dirty, always seems to put a smile on faces (especially mine).

Ron

[Klaus]

I have a friend that bought a G500 new. Let's see...

They replaced the stereo twice.
They replaced the main wiring harness inside the truck.
They replaced a cracked front light that was letting water in.

This is a pampered truck that lives in a heated garage. This was all done within a few months after purchase.

So much for MB quality!

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

[1BADH2]

Just a little info about this G-wagon. A close friend of mine had one and the fn gas tank exploded! Nothing like German engineering. As for you h2h8r instead of just driving by us H2 owners at the gas station why don't you pull in and say something then you puss

[DennisAJC]

Azzole Alec and his addictive dope!

Eveny my kids are suffering. I gotta stop.

Alec! Look what you've done to my son!!!!!!



"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

[This message was edited by DennisAJC on 10-21-03 at 09:01 PM.]

[DennisAJC]

h2h8r,

After you've checked my tires, polish my knob. You little fudge packer you.



"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

[Centerfire]

Moderator.. don't go talkin like that youin's is gona scare me...


I own a firearms store and range.... in Indy.. YOu do not believe in Black Helicopters do you.

Just kidding... Consider a high end nightvision scope instead. You can get much more creative.

Mike

[h2h8r]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
It's funny I totally forgot about one other incident when I still had my H2. A gal in a car pulled behind me honking and flipping me off. I always drive carefully, don't speed,signal when I change lanes etc., basically I'm a pretty safe driver and don't do anything to piss people off so I knew she was just on an evironmentally safe tampon at that moment. Anyway she pulled next to me at a light and flipped me off again UNTIL I pulled out my digital camera and took a pic. I have never seen someone drive away that fast in my life. She ran a red light and peeled out. Muwhahahahahahahahahahahahaa.

So thanks for all of the tips. I will sum it up by stating a few good ideas:

1. Big Smile
2. Big Smile with Pointing finger
3. Laughing hysterically
4. Take Pictures
5. Blow a Kiss
6. Call the police with a tag number (road rage is big here in L.A.)

H2h8r,

I have A HUMMER and you DON'T! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are soooooo jealous! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!


Nope i prefer germans...g500 if u must ask. as for ur brick it's a piece...i'm laughing so hard at all ur complaints. ur brick is cheap like build quality, leather seats, plasitc dash, cheap materials thru out, spare tire in back taking up space and the list goes on. penis envy u are

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[Buckeye Hummer]

This is another instance where a G500 got stuck under testing. Following is the paragraph where it is mentioned:

The G500 is the only vehicle in the U.S. with three differential locks for maximum tractability in low-traction situations. To reduce wheelspin in extremely low-traction situations, the center and rear differential locks can be engaged anytime that the G-Class is off-pavement. In the unlikely event the vehicle gets stuck (we got it stuck at the press intro), the front differential can also be engaged for maximum traction. Mercedes advises, though, that the differentials should not be locked when you're on pavement because handling is affected.

G500, G stands for Gee I got stuck again, Gee I spent too much on this, Gee my buthole is sore, Gee tampons work there too?! Gee vagisil is unisex, I had no idea. Gee I can just put a piece of gum on my dick for protection or maybe a thimble!

[h2h8rA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1BADH2:
Just a little info about this G-wagon. A close friend of mine had one and the fn gas tank exploded! Nothing like German engineering. As for you h2h8r instead of just driving by us H2 owners at the gas station why don't you pull in and say something then you puss <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i would but i don't live where u live....too bad.

[h2h8rA]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cranky Steve:
h2h8rA, it's not about you, or your Gwaggie thingie, it's all about this, and this one's fo you http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/image...es/flipoff.gif

Founding Member of RCRC 4wd Club Scaramento, CA http://www.rcrc4x4.com
Pirate4x4.com Vendor & Toyota Truck and 4Runner Talk Forum Moderator<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i checked it out...interesting.

[Cranky Steve]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by crash:
Boy, thats JUST plathetic, and the guy was probably a tree hugger What I have found when I have my rig on the trailer, just smile and wave, I think that is about the best response....

certified H2 tech.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean you got the green stuff that grows on the tow rig cleaned off? Crash, leave the greenie camo alone!

Buckeye, that is just stupid, but hey, it's LA, all kinds in So Cal. Do what the guys back east do when they gety flipped off, make a circle with your thumb and forefinger and give them a hole to stick it in ...

Founding Member of RCRC 4wd Club Scaramento, CA www.rcrc4x4.com
Pirate4x4.com Vendor & Toyota Truck and 4Runner Talk Forum Moderator

[Buckeye Hummer]

I owned my H2 for 13 months and did not have one negative comment here in L.A. Last week I traded it in on an H1 and sure enough while driving my 10 year old daughter home from gymnastics a guy in a VW jammed in front of me gave the the thumbs down and then proceeded to flip me off while slowing down. He then quickly swithched lanes to an exit ramp (little puss thought I was going to give chase) and STOPPED at the exit to flip me off more and call me names. This is unfn believable! How pathetic some Americans are to drive around in their non american vw's while I am driving a 100% american made vehicle and feel the need to flip me off with my daughter and drive wrecklessly. No I didn't get his license and no I did not give chase because of my daughter. I am confident it will happen one time when I am alone and that will be it. Next time I'm following until they stop and we'll have a little conversation.

I know this is an old subject but this is my first negative experience.