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02-19-2006, 01:22 PM
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It is Sunday, the in-laws and their two dogs are here and they aren't leaving until Tuesday. I am cramping and cooking for people on several different diets that steal the remote.
Seeing to dog sh*tting schedules and going to have an outing with a woman that calls me "missy" this afternoon- coming back, tending to more sh*tting schedules and cooking food with no carbs, sugar, trans fats, fuggin citrus and any type of cell that resembles regular food.
Basically, I am a really bitchy inside and trying to be an angel on the outside. Trying to hold my knife hand down from my neck wanting to / myself when cutting sprouts.  
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02-19-2006, 07:39 PM
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Left central Florida @ 3:00AM and just got back a lil bit ago. Now I am very sleepy.  Gonna go out and have a few beers later. 
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02-20-2006, 12:03 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
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02-20-2006, 07:47 PM
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A few years back we had a hockey team here and we used to go with a couple bottles of wine and have a great time. One day I was babysitting my niece she was about 5 yrs old and we went to the hockey game she was so excited, you know all the fun stuff they do, t-shirt give a ways ect. well we are eating popcorn watching the game and these 2 guys start to fight, we are right in from of the glass and these two guys are just pounding each other blood everywhere people are up cheering and all I can think is how am I going to explain this to her and how do I tell her mother, my sister in law, what her little girl saw. I look over at my niece thinking she is upset and she is up on her feet cheering for the guys to beat the crap out of each other. It was so funny. She thought thats how the decide who wins. I guess it kinda is.
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02-19-2006, 11:25 PM
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Spent a lot of time today trying to figure out exactly how one would pry off Jimmie Johnson's itsy bitsy ball sack with a sharp spoon.
Packed up more Ebay crap I sold. 2 weeks online now, almost $700 in profits. Gotta love it. Some of that $$$ went to Trail Duty, thank you Phil. Now I need to come up with some fun and irresponsible ways to part with the rest of it.
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02-19-2006, 01:22 PM
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It is Sunday, the in-laws and their two dogs are here and they aren't leaving until Tuesday. I am cramping and cooking for people on several different diets that steal the remote.
Seeing to dog sh*tting schedules and going to have an outing with a woman that calls me "missy" this afternoon- coming back, tending to more sh*tting schedules and cooking food with no carbs, sugar, trans fats, fuggin citrus and any type of cell that resembles regular food.
Basically, I am a really bitchy inside and trying to be an angel on the outside. Trying to hold my knife hand down from my neck wanting to / myself when cutting sprouts.
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02-19-2006, 05:59 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ATRH2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
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02-19-2006, 04:48 PM
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DAYTONA, DAYTONA, DAYTONA
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02-20-2006, 04:13 AM
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02-20-2006, 05:59 PM
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There's always hockey!!!
I'm ok with the drivers (except the cheating ghey boyz). I don't watch half the races because of stupid-ass NASCAR rules that change on a race-to-race basis and target whoever's on their sh$t list for that day. It's the only sport like that, and it sucks.
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02-19-2006, 11:34 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Spent a lot of time today trying to figure out exactly how one would pry off Jimmie Johnson's itsy bitsy ball sack with a sharp spoon. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>He never would get lost in the fog... damnit.
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02-19-2006, 07:34 PM
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<marquee><font size=40>G H E Y T O N A ! ! ! And KEN IS A PRICK!!!!!! </marquee></font>
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02-19-2006, 11:44 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by devilsfan:
Spent a lot of time today trying to figure out exactly how one would pry off Jimmie Johnson's itsy bitsy ball sack with a sharp spoon. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>He never would get lost in the fog... damnit. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think you could call Jeff Gordon and find out how one would do anything with Jimmie Johnson's balls I think they are very comfortable with each others "itsy bitsy ball sack" and I'm sure they have used a spoon or a gerbil in some sick little rainbow warrior way. Sorry CP. |
02-19-2006, 11:57 PM
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Watched the race, went to dinner, all-in-all a fine day.
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02-19-2006, 07:17 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GLBLWARMR:
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02-20-2006, 12:52 AM
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I really like Tony Stewart or I did last year. Maybe he was PMSing today? He normally acts better than that. I do not like Kyle or Kurt Bush, I should use the word hate but I cant do that. Fubar, you like the Bush brothers they are from your side of the tracks. Right? you know the rednecks from the south must love Jr. it's in the by-laws of each southern state. GO JR.
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02-20-2006, 08:34 PM
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Hung out by the pool for a couple of hours today....got a little color |
02-19-2006, 04:21 PM
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Low-key day. Brought Reed and a tray of various Starbucks concoctions over to a cousins house for breakfast. Now I’m not sure what we’ll do…
Be sure to take care of Ken!
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02-19-2006, 07:39 PM
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Today I am painting a few bedrooms....
ummm is that what they call love CP? |
02-19-2006, 07:26 PM
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I was going to post but someone followed me in here. 
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