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12-08-2003, 12:05 AM
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Hi.
I just ordered my 04 H2, yellow *lol*. I am so excited but have some buyers remorse. HeHe I am almost an H2 owner though lol. I pick it up on Tuesday, lol, hehehe. So excited. My hubby is excited too. *lol*, hehe. We found this forum today on google, it looks like the happening place so we have a lot of questions. Ooooo, I am so excited I can’t wait.
Jane
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12-09-2003, 03:26 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alec W:
Argo you do realize that you are fantasizing over Dennis, right?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
PLEEEEEEEASE! ALEC!!!! IT'S NOT ME!!!!!!!
Anyways, the last time I wore a G-string, was in college. Went through a bad bout of diarreah. Haven't worn them since.
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12-08-2003, 01:34 AM
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Go away Jane, we don't need newbies in here. You and your hubby should sell you h2 and F-off. 
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12-08-2003, 02:02 AM
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Hello and welcome to the site. You will find no better site for H2-related info. Please pardon the freaks you will find here, being it 2003, almost 2004, and your first response from them is a boy george issue---so you already know to take opinion here for what it's worth.
Congrats on your new ride. $50- 60,k SHOULD cause you to feel some buyers remorse, because it's a heck of a lot to spend.... but assuming you bought a Hummer with some hopes of it being the ultimate ride........... you won't be displeased. I just turned 21,k miles on mine, and it's been the most reliable, capable, bad-as-hell vehicle I've ever owned. They could have charged $75,k for sticker price and I'd be no less satisfied with my purchase. I only hope you enjoy your 1/2 as much as I do mine and it will be worth the dough you dropped for it.... put it to use, for goodness sake, because off-road it what it was built for!
Once again, enjoy!! and welcome!!!
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12-08-2003, 06:36 PM
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There you go again DirtyFn,
Opening that turdy trap of yours. You gonna pick on a girl now???? *******.
Jane,
Excuse these guys. They all have small wankers.
I on the other hand have an enormous sausage that will make you LOL all night. 
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12-08-2003, 02:28 PM
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WOW!! such a nice welcome to the forum!! I am going to show this to my hubby, and he will be hopping mad. Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves.
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12-08-2003, 12:59 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by R2:
Ooooo!! Jane welcome to the H2 Forum. I'm sure it won't take long for you to feel at home here.
Be forwarned!!! DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING WRITTEN HERE SREIOUS OR PERSONAL !!!
P.S. watch out for that drtyfn guy??
Front Locker, Stealth winch, 37" Super Swampers SSR,low center of gravity = Ultimate H2
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Nice to have you on board. Could you do us guys in here a favor in the future and not mention the husband again? It sort of ruins the whole hot babe in an H2 fantasy that some of us had going until you dropped the H-word on us.
You'll lose the regret the second you drive through your first mud puddle.
ps. don't take any heinous spelling hints from R2. 
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12-08-2003, 12:09 AM
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Welcome Jane...be sure to check out the H2 Clubs as well.
Check out the OkC Chapter Page!
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12-08-2003, 02:56 PM
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Jane...Let me asure you, We are not like these few guys with filthy Keyboards.
Most of us are really nice guys with families, that are respectful, and have pride in our H2's.
Welcome to the forum, and hope you don't leave it because of the rude and crude introduction.
This forum really is full of wonderful information, if it is used properly.
Enjoy, and Welcome! 
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12-09-2003, 08:34 PM
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A person that owns monkeys has MJ written all over him...
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12-08-2003, 12:42 AM
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Welcome...Dont make eye contact with any of these nuts and you'll be ok. Enjoy!!!!!!!!
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12-09-2003, 02:49 AM
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I am just saving you guys from her bitchiness. You would thank me if you knew the truth about her. Now this other new girl, Hummer GRRL is pretty hot sounding.
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12-09-2003, 02:53 AM
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H2 G-string????
Oh, and Hummer Grrl is here to stay. I have Pmed her, and she is entertained by all of us.
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12-08-2003, 01:08 AM
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Welcome to the Hummer realm Jane. I am sure you will love your H2 as much as we all do. Get it off road and soon as you can, and take some pics
www.h2ohummers.com
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12-09-2003, 07:53 PM
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Not to worry, Argo. If it were a guy, I'd never let drunkenly go down on a dude. I'd pull you aside and let Hummer Man have the honor, since he'd probably pay big bucks for it, anyway. Then he'd go quote scripture and play with his monkeys.
Huh huh..... play with his monkeys.. huh huh. 
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12-08-2003, 01:57 AM
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It's getting to be like freakin' halloween around here!!!
Who was it that went with that tag-line "I smell varmit puntang"?
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12-08-2003, 01:59 AM
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That was DRTY. Good old caddyshack...
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12-09-2003, 02:19 AM
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marinron!!!!
Long time no see buddy! Has your anal tear healed since last????
You came back because you want more...Come on  ...You likey!
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12-09-2003, 02:33 AM
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He could be more polite to us then Mac.
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12-08-2003, 04:00 AM
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Dog, I agree with you 1000%, except I do not think you should bring Jesus into this matter, he was not involved in this topic. I think we can settle this among ourselves. Argo you are out of line. Jane, we love ya, hehe.
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