Gas Mileage in the City?

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h2h82,
So quickly tell us all what kind of mileage your G-wagen gets..... hurry up now, you shouldn't have to go scrambling to a search engine for the info, it should be right there. Ooooh that's right you don't have one, do you? But the guy that picked you up last week, banged you, kicked you back out onto the street and threw a crumpled $20 at you did, right? So for a brief moment it was "your's". That brief moment when you had to bite the seatbelt of the G-wagen since there weren't any of your usual crusty pillows to bite on.
Now run along, and hope your anal herpes don't flare up again.