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02-22-2005, 10:07 PM
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and it is soooooooo ugly.
ugly bumper
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02-23-2005, 09:14 PM
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I know what that bumper is for!!! It's an H2 pooper scooper. You air up the back suspension of the H2 and scoop the little Yugo poopers out of your way. 
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02-25-2005, 01:26 AM
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That looks like the "SUPER DUPER" bumper by our beloved forum member who never brought it to market. WOW!! that is a super duper POS. HEHEHE
Now don't get your panties all bound up. 
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It's an H2 pooper scooper.!
Raise the rear suspension on the H2.
Place scooper under small, annoying, imported treehugger car.
And scoop.
Don't forget to recycle the trash. 
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02-23-2005, 09:00 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
... In fact, I bet it's on DRTYFN's hummer by next week. I'll take pics when I see it at the sand dunes.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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02-23-2005, 03:29 PM
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What really sets it off are those $19.95 lights!
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02-22-2005, 10:22 PM
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Nice....
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Ooops!! I did it again!
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02-22-2005, 11:43 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Oh damn!!! That's almost as bad as... nevermind.
Does it involve a certain bumper that resembles a smiley face? 
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02-23-2005, 09:16 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
... In fact, I bet it's on DRTYFN's hummer by next week. I'll take pics when I see it at the sand dunes.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don't stand next to any mud puddles when I'm around.  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sadly,... I know you mean it.
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02-22-2005, 10:27 PM
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there's still time to get in on it, only 3 bids, you too could be the proud owner of the "Bumperbortion"
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that bumper is hideous. they literally couldn't pay me to put that thing on my rig, infact i think my truck would puke it up anyway 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted by Tower:
it sticks out far enough for a skinny girl to sunbathe on it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Now I NEED one.  Oh Baby...
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I think that was posted below. As bad as it is, I sure would hate to see a Prius get tagged by it. 
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and it is soooooooo ugly.
ugly bumper
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02-23-2005, 08:22 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
After looking at this a bit closer, the worst part(s) is that you don't even take off the stock bumper, you bolt this ugly hunk of crap on using the holes for the tow hooks on top of the stock bumper!
S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good eye. I hadn't looked at that POS very closely and had missed that. What a joke.
I bet it's really made out of papier-mache. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I know you, SFOX and DRTY, have been bidding on that bumper, and now you're on here trying to drive up the price.  In fact, I bet it's on DRTYFN's hummer by next week. I'll take pics when I see it at the sand dunes. 
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Damn....thats....well.... it's retarded.
It would make a good joke, just think, at your next get together sticking it on your buddy's rig (easy to mount) and everybody laughing at him!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
Does it involve a certain bumper that resembles a smiley face?  </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't know what you're talking about.  
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