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Ok, with 100,000 or so posts so far, what is your vote for the single funniest post. You know you see lists for best comebacks, one-liners, jokes, etc., well there has been some funny stuff said here and I'll start off with the following:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ATRH2:
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Are you trying to tell us your S/O is having her period and you're being held hostage?
Give us 1 . for yes and 2 .'s for no so that we know how to proceed.
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Ok, with 100,000 or so posts so far, what is your vote for the single funniest post. You know you see lists for best comebacks, one-liners, jokes, etc., well there has been some funny stuff said here and I'll start off with the following:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ATRH2:
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Are you trying to tell us your S/O is having her period and you're being held hostage?
Give us 1 . for yes and 2 .'s for no so that we know how to proceed.
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12-20-2004, 11:41 AM
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My vote is for a pic...whoever modified the JeepChick pic of her in the hot tub with a hoagie between her boobs....priceless. 
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12-20-2004, 06:06 PM
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Some of my favorites...
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
Just wanted to fit in somewhere. Never have before... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
Fine I will be myself... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeroTolerance:
...You people can think what you want, I don't care anymore.. Mac you are an idiot, you have no value. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Wow... there have been so many of them.  We've really had some funny posts on this site. Some of the pictures have been really good too. From Eric Estrada to the Leafs' fan to all of the photo-shopping stuff. Where do you begin and then how do you set the criteria for being the funniest.
Troll hunting(or should I call it poaching) has been really funny. Funny in a car wreck between two cars filled with circus freaks and Maury Povich "Who my baby daddy" show participants kind of way.
A couple of my personal favorite member spin outs have been Mac and frgmstr/Bored.
Mac was a classic. But then along came the frgmstr/Bored meltdown that was absolutely stellar. I'm still shaking my head at that one. There was no rhyme or reason for such a flailing bitch fit. But it was funny. |
12-21-2004, 02:12 PM
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Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
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12-20-2004, 05:06 AM
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Dan's avatars are adult erector sets. Where does he get that stuff?
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Mac's "member spin-out" was indeed a memorable event in Forum history. As I recall, it was more or less orchestrated by Drtyfn which has endeared him to me forever.
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12-21-2004, 02:24 PM
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WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
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12-18-2004, 01:17 AM
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I'll let you know my pick as soon as I finish reading through them all again.
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It'll take me weeks to sift through all the posts that I found funny. I will say, however, that DRTY brings a new degree of twisted levity to just about any thread he starts or responds to. Even his avatars are funny and twisted.
Perhpas DRTY would like to challenge me on a rock climb with my new rock crawler! Okay, pebbles.
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12-31-2004, 02:59 PM
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Albie, that's a great one, but I think this one is going to be a cult classic and great inside joke.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jason:
Gang,
Just wanted to take a few seconds of your time to introduce a new product offered to our forum members only at the H2 Source.
The GRANITE CENTER CONSOLE INLAY.
Add a touch of class and improve functionality of your center console with this inlay. Created by "Granite Customs," this inlay installs in seconds with absolutely no modifications. It simply fits but includes powerful double stick tape for a increased stability, if so desired.
This inlay is made of 3/8" actual granite and is offered in 7 colors.
Personally, I think it looks great and is a pretty interesting product. For more information visit:
http://www.h2source.com/h2s1001.htm
Happy New Year to you all.
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12-20-2004, 06:20 PM
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This is my favorite posted by Alec
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Frgmaster and the clearence lamps,That is
history Like bill buckners dribble through.
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My vote is a tie between:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
Forgive him father for he knows not what he is saying...
Let us pray:
Newbius doesten notus knowestiem thates dirtiums footatum wilom geten stucted in thay rectumesta. amen <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
You poor little delicate flower. Didums get your widdo feewings hurt? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> |
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Ok, with 100,000 or so posts so far, what is your vote for the single funniest post. You know you see lists for best comebacks, one-liners, jokes, etc., well there has been some funny stuff said here and I'll start off with the following:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ATRH2:
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Are you trying to tell us your S/O is having her period and you're being held hostage?
Give us 1 . for yes and 2 .'s for no so that we know how to proceed.
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Hey, this is pretty funny by A MCBAIN: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> posted 12-16-04 09:28 PM
I am a misunderstood gay athiestis introvert who watches B movies all of the time and pretend I have Jedi powers. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I sure as heck wouldn't have admitted that in public. 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kacyk:
Even his avatars are funny and twisted.
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Dan made the current one for me. She is fun to watch, isn't she? |
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the funniest is the burger king thing.... I got alot of milage out of that link!!!
the funniest run, was proabably the 'initation' of jeepchick.... that was unrelentless!!!
best troll hunt was zerotolerance getting nailed.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jfox:
This is my favorite posted by Alec
J. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
J that was flippen funny........
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