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Old 01-29-2005, 05:48 PM
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Yes, my darling, beautiful wife, who means so much to me sent me this via e-mail.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOUR HUSBAND MAY BE A MEMBER OF AN H2 FORUM:

10. He spends a lot of time on the computer and belts out laughing periodically.
9. He takes pictures of your children's toys in weird positions.
8. The name Shaggy is no longer a name from childhood but a possible truck driving drag queen.
7. He refers to people in code names such as Spike, Dirty, hummer man, and Zing.
6. You've tried to figure thousands of combinations of words made with S and B.
5. You have received awkward pictures of animal parts such as squirrel nuts and a whale's penis in forwarded emails from your hubby.
4. Now that you know what an avatar is- you are not happy.
3. He watches downloaded stunt videos with 80's metal and rap songs.
2. Although he might see some perverted pictures you sigh in relief that your not KenP's wife.
1. He recently asked you to pick up some Gold Bond.

Isn't she wonderful.... (insert barf smiley here)
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Yes, my darling, beautiful wife, who means so much to me sent me this via e-mail.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOUR HUSBAND MAY BE A MEMBER OF AN H2 FORUM:

10. He spends a lot of time on the computer and belts out laughing periodically.
9. He takes pictures of your children's toys in weird positions.
8. The name Shaggy is no longer a name from childhood but a possible truck driving drag queen.
7. He refers to people in code names such as Spike, Dirty, hummer man, and Zing.
6. You've tried to figure thousands of combinations of words made with S and B.
5. You have received awkward pictures of animal parts such as squirrel nuts and a whale's penis in forwarded emails from your hubby.
4. Now that you know what an avatar is- you are not happy.
3. He watches downloaded stunt videos with 80's metal and rap songs.
2. Although he might see some perverted pictures you sigh in relief that your not KenP's wife.
1. He recently asked you to pick up some Gold Bond.

Isn't she wonderful.... (insert barf smiley here)
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Old 01-29-2005, 05:53 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
8. The name Shaggy is no longer a name from childhood but a possible truck driving drag queen.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey...I resemble that remark.
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Glad to see "Gold Bond" made number one! Maybe some of these members won't stink so bad.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LasVegas:
Glad to see "Gold Bond" made number one! Maybe some of these members won't stink so bad. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>So, are you the Starr of craps?
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Old 01-29-2005, 08:12 PM
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how long has same sex marriage been allowed in Commonwealth of Virginia
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Starr as in Belle Starr, the "lady" outlaw that got her head blown off with a shotgun (cousin). And yes, Jonahs Starr (ssshhhhhh).
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albie:
how long has same sex marriage been allowed in Commonwealth of Virginia <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ouch!

You should be as lucky as Ken!
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Old 01-30-2005, 12:58 AM
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LOL!!!!
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Old 01-30-2005, 04:40 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2Finally:
_LOL!!!!_ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hey H2 heard your going to Moab. we should roll up together.
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Old 02-01-2005, 02:37 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Albie:
how long has same sex marriage been allowed in Commonwealth of Virginia <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>We're smart, we don't.<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Then Albie posted this:
hey H2 heard your going to Moab. we should roll up together. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Weirdo.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albie:
hey H2 heard your going to Moab. we should roll up together. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Definitely! (If) I go, I plan to stop a night at Paris anyways. U gonna drive your new 05 SUT?? Or r u back to the 03?
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