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08-04-2006, 01:03 PM
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Attn: DENNIS
Will you get your geese out of my yard? 
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08-04-2006, 01:03 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
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08-04-2006, 01:05 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
They are pecking at my ultra-short grass.
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08-04-2006, 01:21 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
It's an invasion. 
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08-04-2006, 01:21 PM
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08-04-2006, 01:22 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
I'm not going out until they are gone. 
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08-04-2006, 01:37 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
Bummer about the geese.
I'd say send the dog out after them but in this case maybe not...
Whose H3 is that down the street?  Did you get another truck? 
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08-04-2006, 01:42 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
I'm guessing your yard is filled with poop too 
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08-04-2006, 01:43 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
Huge turds- prolly.
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Whose H3 is that down the street?
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The neighbor's maid? The help must be parking in the street these days. 
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08-04-2006, 01:57 PM
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Huge turds- prolly.
The neighbor's maid? The help must be parking in the street these days. 
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Pfffffbt! 
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08-04-2006, 03:12 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
Dinner in the yard. Fire!
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08-04-2006, 03:14 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
We'll set up a few traps and have some goose for dinner. CP, look up some good goose recipes.
Do you know how to make goose liver pate'?
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08-04-2006, 03:15 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
ROFLMAO...Damn Canadians!! 
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08-04-2006, 03:50 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
I hate those damn yard chickens. I aim for them when playing golf. 
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08-04-2006, 03:56 PM
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Huge turds- prolly.
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The maid just rolled by. 
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08-04-2006, 05:00 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
Beautiful!
Their pooping on the way too short grass will fertilize you ever so short lawn and prevent your bald yard to stay green.
Don't hurt them! 
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08-04-2006, 05:02 PM
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Beautiful!
Their pooping on the way too short grass will fertilize you ever so short lawn and prevent your bald yard to stay green.
Don't hurt them! 
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grass is, indeed, looking a little brown
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08-04-2006, 05:03 PM
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Re: Attn: DENNIS
I've found that the best way to keep geese off the grass is to mow it a bit shorter than usual. Keep it to just under 1/2" height.
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08-04-2006, 06:15 PM
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Damn! Don't send the dog out. They'll fly away with Pee pie.
LMAO! Good plot Dennis. Send the geese down to poop on Ken's very very very short grass. 
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08-04-2006, 06:16 PM
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Liz thought that was hilarious.
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