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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel an d asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
He replies, "SEX!!!"
Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
They agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.
Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was okay. She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with Sarah, who was holding Howard's manhood!
Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?"
Howard smiled and replied, "Parkinson's!"
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HAHAHA! I thought the punchline was going to be "no teeth"!
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HAHAHA! I thought the punchline was going to be "no teeth"!
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OK...
no teeth AND parkinsons !!!
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OMFG!!!! Parkinsons!!!
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LMAO!!! 
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the problem is my daughter heard me tell that joke to a friend on the phone and when i finished the call she asked me if i wanted her to find that women for me when she placed me in the old aged home...
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sweet !
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the problem is my daughter heard me tell that joke to a friend on the phone and when i finished the call she asked me if i wanted her to find that women for me now that I'm in an old age home
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the problem is my daughter heard me tell that joke to a friend on the phone and when i finished the call she asked me if i wanted her to find that woman since I got kicked out of the old folks home again...
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