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01-18-2008, 07:54 AM
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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I also think he wipes back2front. 
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HAHA! 
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01-18-2008, 07:57 AM
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My bad! I also saw this there so we're both right.  It is also known as A2M, ATM, or Arse-to-Mouth. I just think ATM is neater sounding. And no, I used to not know what it meant and had heard it and did some searching. LOL I mean the acronym, not the act itself.
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01-18-2008, 08:02 AM
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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I also think he wipes back2front.
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He wipes?
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01-18-2008, 08:06 AM
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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Well, only since the weight gain. Back in his slim days he... 
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01-18-2008, 08:16 AM
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Well, only since the weight gain. Back in his slim days he... 
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Now that I think about it....... there's no way he wipes. He's got that big round torso and those short T-Rex arms. No way he can reach.
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
What about with a luffa?
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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He wipes?
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On his bedding right after he sh*ts his bed.
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
Speaking of luffa...tell the old lady you like her luffa...then tell her you like the way it feels on your nuts....

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01-18-2008, 08:26 AM
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What's a luffa?
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The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....
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The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....
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Hahaha! I think we have one of them.
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Hahaha! I think we have one of them.
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Yeah you'll have one of those priceless moments if you nonchalantly tell her that you like the way it scratches your ass clean when you're not feeling so fresh....

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Yeah you'll have one of those priceless moments if you nonchalantly tell her that you like the way it scratches your ass clean when you're not feeling so fresh....
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But in all seriousness, I'm always feeling fresh.
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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I bet he meant a loofa. 
Edited to add: sorry ssgharkness, I think I have attempted to correct you twice tonight and I apologize. I swear I'm not an egotistical spelling freak. I promise. Anyway, we were both right on the first one so that doesn't count.
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I bet he meant a loofa. 
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What's a loofa?
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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What's a loofa?
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The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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Oh hell, I'm worse! It's a loofah. I have been  twice tonight! That's what I get. Here's a loofah:

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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....
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So it's the same thing. Loofa is the correct spelling, I guess.
I'm still a bit confused because I swear that's the same thing DRTY told me cleans his gerbils with.
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I'm still a bit confused because I swear that's the same thing DRTY told me cleans his gerbils with.
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Probably. He enjoyeth teh clean gerbils.
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Re: H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED
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Speaking of luffa...tell the old lady you like her luffa...then tell her you like the way it feels on your nuts....

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Did that, she threw it out. 
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