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05-03-2006, 12:12 PM
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At a bus stop and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pigs,"
she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man."Who sa talkin'abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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05-03-2006, 01:02 PM
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Quote:
The lady can't take this any more,"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pigs,"
she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man."Who sa talkin'abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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HA! 
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05-03-2006, 01:52 PM
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Banned
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Your funny!
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05-03-2006, 02:05 PM
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LOL  
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05-04-2006, 12:23 AM
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Hummer Authority
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I owe you $5
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05-14-2006, 04:55 PM
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Hummer Deity
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Re: Sex Or Not
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05-16-2006, 03:25 AM
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Re: Sex Or Not
I owe ya $5 too. 
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05-16-2006, 04:06 AM
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Re: Sex Or Not
I owe you $300.
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05-16-2006, 04:17 AM
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Re: Sex Or Not
LOL! 
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