05 Supercharged Show H2 (brand new) for sale!

[4churchill]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
05 h2 retail out the door... 72k out the door
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Did you use enough lube when you took it in the ass? OUCH!!!

BTW: I do like the paint job though

[W1N]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
My "ettention" to detail huh?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> The difference is I'm not trying to sell a $100k H2, so who cares if I make a typo. You simply cut and paste your ad, which is not becoming when selling anything for $100k.

As I said, I'm sure someone will buy it. But you do not do yourself or your company any favors, by simply cutting and pasting an ad and posting it the wrong place. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe somebody needs to hit me on my head because I can't think of single reason somebody would pay $100k for that....

But the one you drive Phil I may just would

[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
05 h2 retail out the door... 72k out the door
6500 in wheels & tires
6500+ in blower
6k+ in paint (yes, the paint is all the way through the door jams and such)
8k+ in a/v
1500+ in suspension
and then a bunch of other goodies that added another few thousand. Not to mention the time it takes to have this all done.

I understand this isnt what most of you "mudders" are looking for. But its exactly what someone else IS looking for. And the price is very, very right on </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You actually paid that much for an H2? Or are you wanting to make money on the vehilce itself? A loaded 05 stickers at 62K'ish. Where did the other 10K come from? And who really pays sticker?

The other assorted costs look to be within line except the "other goodies" for a "few thousand".

I agree with JohnB on the Escalade front clip. It is a must for this "show" vehicle.

Will it sell? Of course it will. For the asking price? I have my doubts. But, to pimp the unit here is looking with the wrong crowd. The website you need to advertise in is a "Playa's N Hataz" site.

[PARAGON]

You have to b........... forget it. I'm too bored to even respond properly to this thread. I'm sure you can prove the $72K retail price.

[Todd@ProDyno]

oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

Well Gang You know I have trouble keeping My mouth shut but, Your tolerate and that is what makes us Buddies. I have been very greatful to the many who have been concerned with My health and taking Up for Me if someone Me jumps on this board.

MY checkup was fantastic. Hemoglobiin at 13.5 and platelets as well as other vitals are great.
Doc was happy and said just keep on doing what I have been.

My next goal is to add weight. I would like to be at 165 or 170 lbs.. I'm at 148 with all My clothes on. Does anyone have a recommendation for a weight gainer suppliment I could try. I try to eat just junk to gain but, the malabsorbtion problem with all the GI stuff removed is really hindering My ability to gain. Doc said that He could see I was happier and more light hearted since a year ago when they opperated on Me. I told Him it is easy to be happy if Your not going into the hospital all the time.

I also have filled allot of My time with the H2. I know it is expensive medicine but, having My Baby has really helped My happiness level, plus having found this forum. Not trying to be a gushy but, I want to thank everyone on this Forum for the time You have allowed Me on here and all the PM's I have gotten. Some have stayed in touch allot more than others and You know who You are so, Thank You. This Forum has just become My second family and valuable to Me. I hope I never do anything to mess it up. If I make a mistake please PM Me so I can correct it.

I need more weight to fill out My face etc.
Any info would be so appreciated. The Doc has a dietician on duty but, the Cancer patients need her so bad I do not take up Her time with Me. If I see Her that is one less cancer patient that She sees that day.

tower I thought maybe You may be able to help.
Please anyone with good experinces with a product and not been told this is good but used it or know an immediate family member or freind who has used. I want to try somethng You know works.

Now on the price of the rig for sale I paid a little more for Mine since I got it last June 1 2004 and they were no incentives or anything and it being an 05 year they did just not have discounts so it took more wheeling and dealing. I got it loaded without nav and it listed $67,900 but, paid $55,500 if i remember correctly. there are some who have gotten an H2 more recent and paid $51,000 giv or take either way. I do not see how You can go and pay $75,000 with fuel like it is and market is slow for H2 right now because of the gas prices. Most dea;ers a dealing very hard to get a customers business.
Well most of the guys here are mudders or rock climbers but, there is a small group of Mall Queen owners who go with the Bling. I probably bling as much if not more than normal. With what I have spent and sponsors have provided I have about $70,000 in My Girl and that is rough since I'm going on memory. Have not kept up with investment since I did not want to chicken out knowing what was being spent and I could never get for it what Zi had in it anyway so it was not important. This amount also includes most of the labor I paid to have some things installed by professionals with Me doing the easy stuff like changing out the front and rear bumpers to chrome.

Well help with weight problem if anyone can.
Thanks
TAZ

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So, the BS in the first line about taxes and then the BS about not paying any taxes to buy it, is just BS then. Since you are adding in the original taxes paid for it, you're still trying to get some schmuck to pay taxes no matter how you slice it. Very smooth!

[W1N]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So, the BS in the first line about taxes and then the BS about not paying any taxes to buy it, is just BS then. Since you are adding in the original taxes paid for it, you're still trying to get some schmuck to pay taxes no matter how you slice it. Very smooth! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BS + BS = 3BS or atleast lots of it

[DennisAJC]

Taz,

Hey buddy hope you're OK. This thread sucks ass anyways so some weight gain advice here is OK.

My youngest, Tyler is a 2 year old teddy bear with a 1 year old's body. He's lived half his life in Children's Hospital.

Doctors tell us to give him Ensure, Ice Cream, Lots of water, beans, 1 egg. And basically anything protein.
I eat along with him so I'm starting to look pregnant. I'm not sure if this diet is for you, but it can't be the easy route of junk food/fast food.

I also find drinking 6-7 glasses of water a day really plumps you out. Not many people know it, but most of us don't take in enough water daily. When your body retains water, you actually look like you've gained weight.

Watch the fatty steaks, always lean meat. Don't choke it.

Do some mild to moderate excercizes, walk, light weights.

BUT ASK YOUR DOCTOR. MY ADVICE IS NOT PROFESSIONAL. JUST RECOMMENDATIONS from a friend.

What was this thread about again?

[PARAGON]

Taz, I have some weight you can borrow...... if you really need it bad, you can keep it.

[h2co-pilot]

Hey Taz,

I have to emphasize how important Dennis' comment on the water is. It's benefits are incredible - from your synovial fluids, to digestion process, to skin ... pretty much every function.

Ensure is good and so is Carnation Instant Breakfast. They provide vitamins also. Lots of starchy foods (i.e. potatoes and bread). The whole grain variety bread is the best for you and it can't say just whole wheat- make sure it says whole grain. Sweet Potatoes are great because they are high in vitamins as well.

Most of all, stress is awful for your body so do whatever you need to to relieve the sources and be true to your needs. Positivity works wonders in all aspects.

[Lean Machine]

Taz,
Regarding the weight gain issue - I have had good results using "Met-Rx." It is a meal replacement supplement that can be found at most sports nutrition stores or online. I would not replace a meal with it, but use it in addition to your normal meals. You will probably want to eat five or six small meals a day. Eat something (preferable something with protein in it) every two to three hours. Remember, the Met-Rx can be used as an on-the-go meal. Also drink plenty of water!

Make sure you check with your doctor first, but the Met-Rx has worked for me

[h2sin]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
oh geez, sorry I over did the price of the truck. 62 sticker + az tax = approx 68k. I wasnt the one who originally bought the truck, i thought sticker was a few grand higher </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[ROX]

This thread is about too much bread for a skinny white boy.

[KenP]

What's really sad is we keep posting on it.

[Kevin B]

Todd, if your the tool responsable for creating that thing I hope you will re-think attempting vehicle modifications in the future. You (or someone) has built something so stupid not even yourself wants to be seen in it. Now you write a hyped out add and try to pass it off here?

Please do us all a favor and delete this thread and dont come back .

[tower]

I love this thread! I just spent five minutes reading all the replies and ROTFLMFAO.

Todd, sorry if you got you a$$ kicked a little. This may not be the site for peddling rolling jewelry.

Now for more important matters.

Taz, all the items mentioned are good. Water is also great for those trying to lose weight, so be careful. If you wash out your minerals and vitamins, you'll need to replace them. Lots of water IS healthy, but DO replace what you wash out.

Macadamia nuts are a favorite treat of rock climbers. These guys all look cachectic and must carry everything they need straight uphill. So nutritional value/weight is paramount. Macadamias have the highest fat content of any nut (except me, of course) known to man. They are also available in the chocolate covered variety (Mmmm-mmmm!). Met-Rx, ensure, any of the nutritional boosters are great, BUT, you must find stuff that you enjoy and graze on food all day. These exact same supplements can be used for weight loss. So you must try to find formulas that do not diminish your appetite. And you must force yourself to eat even when you are not hungry (which for you, may be all the time.)

You can’t go for hours installing a SC or HUD while forgetting to eat. So, you might consider getting a cheap watch, which can be set to sound an alarm every hour or every two hours so as to remind you to eat. But of course, YOU MUST STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND HEED THE CALL TO EAT WHEN YOU HEAR IT. (I may know you better than you think!)

If all else fails, move to Los Angeles and spend a lot of time with my Jewish mother. You won’t get away from her without getting stuffed!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Todd@ProDyno:
What if you could have someone buy a brand new 2005 H2 Hummer for you with $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades<span class="ev_code_RED">(After looking at your list below I'm still not seeing the $10,000 of FACTORY upgrades.) </span>, pay the taxes on it, then have it trailered from one of the most reputable H2 dealerships in Scottsdale Arizona<span class="ev_code_RED">(Ok, we give up. Which one?) </span>, to different highly reputable aftermarket shops<span class="ev_code_RED">(List them) </span> around Arizona for full premium upgrades in suspension, wheels, tires, engine, paint, audio/video and more? <span class="ev_code_RED"> Your question should have been "What if you were dumb as a brick and had just won the lottery/signed a mega sports contract and wanted to throw it away on an over-priced thief magnet? </span>


That is what has been done here folks. This vehicle has been transformed into a supercharged show vehicle for the elite<span class="ev_code_RED">(stupid) </span>. If you are looking for a stock 2005 H2 like everyone else has, this would not be the one for you. This vehicle is for people that want to be different<span class="ev_code_RED">(and have to crawl up driveways and over speed bumps) </span>, and get noticed<span class="ev_code_RED">(and have people point at them and laugh) </span>. Pictures do no justice, there is no way to capture this vehicle's detail in photographs<span class="ev_code_RED"> (Thank god, because there'd be a puking epidemic) </span>, if you are seriously considering owning this brand new vehicle, we suggest you<span class="ev_code_RED">(get really REALLY high and) </span> come have a look. Reputation matters<span class="ev_code_RED">(No matter how lowly it may be) </span>. We are part of the top 4 percent of e-bay globally for reputation in business<span class="ev_code_RED">(Sweet! Does that include India, Thailand and Nigeria?) </span>. All of the work was done by a company<span class="ev_code_RED">(Which one? Why the vagueness?) </span> trusted by local dealers for high-performance upgrades. If you're in the market for a Navigator, Escalade or other big truck/SUV/SUT<span class="ev_code_RED">(Then go buy one of those bling bling tard boxes) </span>, why wouldn't you set yourself apart from the masses with this one off luxury H2<span class="ev_code_RED"> </span><span class="ev_code_RED">(because they have an IQ over 75) </span>? Close the help box and make sure to view all 35 pictures, utilize the zoom feature if you like, press spacebar to reset. <span class="ev_code_RED">But be careful with the projectile vomit. </span>


* 35 original miles! YOU will be the first driver. <span class="ev_code_RED"> Every one has been too embarrassed to drive it. </span>
* No tax, Private Party.
* 24 x 10 Chrome Zinik Wheels and 305-35-24 Pirelli P Zero Scorpion tires. <span class="ev_code_RED"> O mush for off-roading. Gravel lots might not be passable. </span>
* McGaughys Deluxe Drop, Spindles, Air Ride Adjustors, approximate 5-6 Drop. <span class="ev_code_RED">5-6 drop what? IQ points? You meant inches, didn't you? Real eye for detail. </span>
* Smoothed and Two-toned paint with Auto Air color applied by Advanced Auto Body of Chandler AZ, looks dripping wet!<span class="ev_code_RED">I'm hot thinking about it. </span> R and I detrim for smoothing, refinish smooth and refinish plastics, refinish two-tone, refinish front and rear bumpers, refinish grille, R and I hood vent, refinish and smooth hood vent, dissassemble and refinish mirrors, complete billet package. The custom two-tone paint with pinstripe almost reminds me of some Louis Vuitton colors I've seen. <span class="ev_code_RED">Some? Which ones? Puce? Rectal wall? Fungus? </span>
* Polsihed Radix intercooled Magnacharger with Superchips programming.
* Audio and Video done by Unique Car Audio of Gilbert AZ.
* Clarion VRX755 7 inch flip out DVD touch screen with IPod interface and Metra Dashkit.
* JL Audio TR650 6.5 inch midrange with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudioTR600 6 inch coaxial with .5 Woven fabric dome tweeter.
* JLAudio Monoblock class d subwoofer amplifier 500x1 @1.5-4ohms
* JL Audio 300x4 4-channel class AB fullrange amplifier, 75watts x 4 @1.5-4 ohms per channel
* JL Audio stealth box with 12 inch JL subwoofer, 4 gauge amp kit and custom H2 amp rack.
* Responder Python Security with remote start
* Universal Data Interface-resistance learning
* Onstar interfacing mod for rear speakers
* 7 inch Sav Headrest monitors x2
*Vortec 6000 V8 SFI Engine <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* 4-speed electronic heavy duty transmission. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* 3-piece ladder type frame <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Independent front suspension with torsion bars <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Air Suspension Package including air springs and air compressor <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Electronic transfer case and RR differential <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Traction control system <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Front and rear recovery loops <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Dual front air bags, 4-wheel disc brakes with ABS, battery rundown protection, OnStar system. <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Leather throughout. <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Homelink universal transmitter 3-channels <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* 8-way power heated front and rear seats, with fold flat rear seats, memory on the driver's side, and third row seating. <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Dual zone front HVAC controls. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Rear seat audio controls <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Triple sealed doors <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Driver information center <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Leather wrapped tilt steering wheel <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Class 3 trailer hitch <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* 1SC LUX Series- Chrome appearance package, brushed aluminum crossbar rack, chromed exterior door handles and mirror caps, uplevel seat and interior trim, chrome tubular assist steps. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>
* Third row seat <span class="ev_code_RED"> STOCK </span>
* Power sliding sunroof <span class="ev_code_RED">FACTORY OPTION- BUT PRETTY MUCH STOCK </span>
* 8600 LB GVW rating, 4.10 rear axle ratio. <span class="ev_code_RED">STOCK </span>



We are ready and waiting to serve you. Apon<span class="ev_code_RED">Apon??? WTF is apon? </span> your winning bid, this vehicle will be paid off immediately, and a lien release will be issued, so that you can have a clear lien free title, please note, this may take four days or so from the date of the auctions end to have the release issued. <span class="ev_code_RED">Is that how that works when a bank holds the tittle? Thanks. </span>


Full payment is expected within seven business days. We are extremely professional, direct, respectful and efficient<span class="ev_code_RED">Who told you that? I want references.) </span>, and we ask the same of you.<span class="ev_code_RED">Oh, you just knew this was coming- GFY. </span>


Thank you in advance for allowing us the opportunity to hopefully someday serve your needs<span class="ev_code_RED">(and unload this albatross on you) </span>. Please contact us with any questions or areas of concern. Todd@ProDyno.com

For a full selection of pictures....
h2 Pictures

$100k <span class="ev_code_RED">I wonder why this is the last thing on the page and not more prominently displayed? Why not $100,000? Could it be because you've only got maybe $20,000 invested in a vehicle that anybody can walk into any dealer in the country and lay down $50,000(or less) and drive off the lot?</span>


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