It's all my fault....

[Mike B]

Global warming, oil shortages, extinction of the pig-nose squirrel, hurricanes, poverty--you've got it, all my fault. At least that's what I was told by a group of high schoolers at a stop light. I was pretty down on myself and all because of my Hummer. I tried to explain to no avail that this is the H3, not the more massive H2 and H1, but they wouldn't listen. Their science teacher had told them of the evil Hummer and the destruction it brings to the Earth. I was broken and sad as they drove away in their Honda Accord belching smoke, sending a cloud of smoke 30 feet in the air. Ironic huh?