Blame the Hummer?

[Steve R]

Okay...check it out. Today was my kids 3 year old birthday, and we held it at a gym for all the kiddies. My kid is quite pleasant and nice....but you know...they all have their moments.

So my kid is standing under a shower of bubbles exclusively enjoying herself when along comes another little kid to share the bubble-essence. Suddenly, my kid grabs the other by the shoulders, spins her around and proceeds to forcefully walk her about 5 feet outside the ring-of-bubbles. Then, as if that's not good enough...my kid gives this other kid a good push AND for good measure throws in a swift kick to the rear of the other (innocent) kid. No idea where this behavior came from.

Then, from across the room I hear (jokingly) another parent yell...."Hey Steve, I think you better cut down on the amount of time your kid is spending in that Hummer! Seems to be having an influence on her behavior".

Now I suppose the child-services people will post an anti-Hummer campaign....seems Cinderella kicks butt! Course, this coulda been Hummergirl in her youth too...check it out: