Door handle solution to break-in's??

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Steve R:
...it only seems to happen at the gym. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

How about you buy me a plane ticket down there and we stake out the gym parking lot and beat the f*ck out of the sh*tbag with an aluminum ball bat, urinate on him/her and then call the cops from a pay phone? It would be prefect for an internet pictorial.