I NEED AN H2 ASAP!!

[DRTYFN]

Since you didn't clarify yourself from inception, what did you expect?
Since you've said that you're from the Discoweb, you've undoubtedly witnessed the trashtalking that we hear on a daily basis, right? It never once crossed your mind that we might be a little leary of lame requests? Sorry, extremely lame. Should've used your head and come up with a better initial presentation. Is that your usual M.O.? Throw **** against the wall and see what sticks? Piss poor. You wouldn't work for me for very long, if ever.
As for sucking up to H2 owners now- too late. You can't unring the bell.
And about the fatigues, ever been to a surplus store? What do they sell in surplus stores? Ahhh.... fatigues. But you wouldn't know that because you're too lazy to do your own research.
Enjoy your job while you can hang onto it.

ps. Detonate- you butthole