It is Sunday, the in-laws and their two dogs are here and they aren't leaving until Tuesday. I am cramping and cooking for people on several different diets that steal the remote.
Seeing to dog sh*tting schedules and going to have an outing with a woman that calls me "missy" this afternoon- coming back, tending to more sh*tting schedules and cooking food with no carbs, sugar, trans fats, fuggin citrus and any type of cell that resembles regular food.
Basically, I am a really bitchy inside and trying to be an angel on the outside. Trying to hold my knife hand down from my neck wanting to / myself when cutting sprouts.

What is everyone up 2?