Your vote for single funniest post

[PARAGON]

Ok, with 100,000 or so posts so far, what is your vote for the single funniest post. You know you see lists for best comebacks, one-liners, jokes, etc., well there has been some funny stuff said here and I'll start off with the following:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ATRH2:
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??

Are you trying to tell us your S/O is having her period and you're being held hostage?

Give us 1 . for yes and 2 .'s for no so that we know how to proceed.

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