On one occasion this guy pulled up to me in his VW Golf and yelled out what a loser I was.
He was with his girlfriend and I locked eyes with her, intentionally ignoring him, JUST staring at her.
This infuriated him to the point where he yelled at her asking why she was looking at me. It was a very long red light and we just kept staring at each other.
The light turned green and he sped off. But since it was a Golf, I had no problem staying beside them all the time stealing glances at her. She was grinning at this point. I took the next turn and never saw her again.
Satisfaction and a stiff rod to boot.