Parents are Lazy and "Experts" are greedy

[ShaggyX]

Wow... I have never had this many people agree with me on something before. I am getting all misty eye'd.

Never plan on saying my kid (hypothetical) will "Never" do something, but I tell you this. If they do something bad, or against what I have told them...they will get smacked. My dad only had to smack me about 3 or 4 times ever. After that he just had to threaten with it every once in a while and I behaved myself.