Especially for gamers.

[KenP]

We took a off-the-rack gamer?s PC case and modified it by installing a fake pussy and accessories to enhance the user experience. We decided a lube dispenser would be crucial, as would a supply of Kleenex and a handy place to toss them. Plus it would be nice to have a place to hold beverages, and a stash of jerk-off magazines or porn DVDs. Finally, inspired by those small parabolic mirrors that many cube-dwellers place on their monitors so they know when the boss is sneaking up on them, we decided to add a rear-view mirror, so you won?t get caught with your pants down.

We started by removing the case?s side panels and drilling holes in them to bolt on our additions. We chose the right side panel for the lube dispenser and trash receptacle, since we assumed most users would be right handed. If you?re left handed, of course, you can place these on the left-hand side. For the lube dispenser, we used a bicycle water bottle cage, which was held in place by two 9/64? screws and nuts. When drilling through the metal side panels, we placed them on top of a two inch board to provide backing for the drill bit, and to keep the metal from warping. On the same side as the water bottle/lube bottle cage, we drilled a hole to bolt on the plastic waste container, which we got from the auto supplies department. We bolted both of these in position.

On the opposite (left) panel, we drilled a large (3/8?) hole to insert the stem of the rear view mirror. We used a bicycle rear view mirror with a flexible stem. The stem originally had a fitting attached for mounting on the end of a handlebar, which we removed previous to installation. However, we kept the screw that attached the fitting. After inserting the mirror stem through the hole in the panel, we replaced the screw, leaving the screw head slightly raised to hold the mirror stem in place inside the panel. The flexible stem of the mirror allows the user to position it either to see if there is anyone standing behind them, or to angle it down to watch himself in action as he?s pumping into the fake pussy.