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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Koi operating CO2 emmiting machinery might cause a warming effect.
However, Koi flatulation data is not available.
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I think the gubbermint should spend millions of dollars to study just how much Koi farts contribute to overall CO2 emissions.
They may find, this outgassing is really what creates the ocean currents and is responsible for the Bermuda triangle when the huge Koi conventions happen and they all get drunk, eat good steaks and are farting up storms creating CO2 fields in the sea and allowing for less boyancy, thereupon sinking ships.