fuc%in hummer! more problems this weekend

[wannabeH3]

heres the basics, i went camping out in the sticks and the next morning, i got errors saying service traction control and 4wd, and i cant put it in 4 wd lo or hi locked, i start and stop the truck and no go, then i go out to breakfast like 10 miles away shut down and start it up again and it works fine?? so i got screwed when i was in the dirt, what if i was like really out there? should i call hummer? should i take it in to the dealer? well i am taking it in tomorrow but still.. i called onstar and they ran the scan and just said the traction control thing is reporting the error.. now here is the same story with more fun details:



i went out camping with some hot ass sluts this weekend and we got hammered and had a great time, then comes morning, i was basically rolling around with traction control disabled, and i shut down with it off the night b4, anyways morning comes around and i start it up and i starte getting errors, traction control is screwed have it serviced, service 4 wheel drive too, so then i try to put it in 4 hi locked and the piece of **** wont go in, so im pissed cuz im out in the sticks and wanted to use some lockers and stuff to show these chicks how hummers roll, and i cant do it and they think my car is dumb and make fun of me, and then we go out to breakfast and i shut it down and start it up again and its all good! what the hell?