Keep condoms in your car

[bparker]

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called
and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted
to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock
as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front
door.

I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we
are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:










Always keep your condoms in your car........