What Do You Like Best About Your H3?

[H3PAC]

I have an 06 Luxury/Off-road pkg. I like the glove box light that helps me find my papers...er, uh, just a sec officer, it's uh right in here somewhere. I like the map lights that light up the entire interior and are located toward the back seat (have the sunroof). I like the brightly lit engine compartment that makes it easy to check my oil and other things in the dark. I like the cracks in my roof rails and the warped A-pillar mouldings - they add character. I like the loud farts from my roof marker lights when I travel on the freeway or the wind is gusty - a recent passenger called it a hillbilly speed governor. I like the way the factory nav system avoids the most direct, shortest routes to my destination, allowing me to take in more of our great nation. I like the way every drop of liquid and spec of debris on the roadway sticks to sides of my vehicle, creating a collage of memorabilia from my jouney - a travel log of sorts. I like the noise the poor, underpowered engine makes when I drag race. I like the nice, flat storage area I get when I fold down the rear seats. I like the sense of community I felt when my kind neighbors came to my rescue, pushing my wheel-spinning Hummer, with its snow-packed Bridgestones over a lump of snow at the end of my driveway so I could get home. One of them said, "Don't feel bad, I almost had to get help getting into my driveway too." He and his soccer mom wife drive a mini-van. I like to watch tofu-eating, nipple-pierced freakos "humping" my Hummer. But most of all, I like having my very own On-Star beotch. "How do you like it baby?" "Slower please."

Just kidding. I love my H3 and wouldn't even think of driving anything else.