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[hmrlvr]

To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway. I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. The mo-ped is fine.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. I am enclosing a picture for you.
Your loving wife
P.S. Your girlfriend called