what i call fun

[Matt19]

after owning my hummer for almost 6 months i realized that i have been babying it. I never took it offroading, and i wash it weekly. Now, the time has come.
a few days ago i was backing up, and i hit a sign which i didnt even know. It was right behind me. We when into applebees to eat, and when we walked out my friend was like. "look at this badass moving things out of his way". I smiled and liked the number i did on that sign. It only hit my spare tire cover. Now I realized that I can back into anything and my hummer will always be fine.

THen i took that SOB offroading. Oh BOY was it something. I flew through the mud, and climbed hills like a ram. I was on fire.
Finally today I was trapped in my parking spot. My friends nitro was parked behind me. I calmly pushed it out of the way (after putting it in neutral). It was giving me some problems tho, and I had to rev my 3 more the usual. Anyway after I was done i saw skid marks from is Nitro. Apparently I left his parking break on...oops.

Now I choose never to stop until something stops my hummer, let it be a car, or a building...Or a sign

Still wash it weekly, and do all the maintenence. But come on I have to enjoy it. You cant baby a hummer. It was getting angry.

Ps. I still have those water spots that I cant get rid of. Any new ideas?