BAD AMERICAN

[BigPoppa1411]

>YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>by: George Carlin
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>I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
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>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level >governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
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>I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
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>I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart >American.
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>I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does >not entitle you to anything.
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>I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
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>I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where >they want to.
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>My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry >Springer.
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>I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
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>I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing >about it.
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>I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or >been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
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>I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you >came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
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>I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson >preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem >and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
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>I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're >running from them..
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>I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the >law,
>regardless of what color you are.
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>And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think >it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
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>I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you >deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for >the next four years.
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>I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to
>sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.
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>I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two >parents.
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>And what is going on with gas prices... again?
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>I believe "illegal"
>is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
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>I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!? >(Yes amen)
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>If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American