Blonde Joke

[ChiHummer3]

This is funny.



Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.



The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew Was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.



The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."



The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."



Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"



Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the Ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.



The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, She said, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."



Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."



The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again. "



Bob took the money.