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Default Saint Peter !!!

Catholic Girls


A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and theyall perish.

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.
Peter asks the firstgirl,

"Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

She giggles and shyly replies,

"Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says,
"Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate."



St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,

"Sandra , have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies,

"Well, once I fondled and stroked one."

St. Peter says,

"Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through
the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of
girls. One girl ispushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter
says,

"Reva, What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies,

"If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it
before Jessicasticks her ass in it."

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