A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

[NewHummerGuy]

A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
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>
>The wife came home early and found her husband in
their bedroom making

>love to a very attractive young woman.
>
>And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful
pig!"
>she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful
wife, the mother
>of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
straight away !"
>And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love,
so at least I can

>tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she
sobbed," but they'll be

>the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband
began --
>
>"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
this young lady
>here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out
and defenseless
>that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I
noticed that she
>was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she
>hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home

>and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you
>wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor
thing
>devoured them in moments.
>Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a
shower, and while she
>was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and
full of holes so I

>threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave
her the designer
>jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't
use because you say

>they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear
that was your
>anniversary present,
>which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy
>blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't use just to
>annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought
at the expensive
>boutique and don't use because someone at work has a
pair the same."
>The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She
was so grateful
>for my understanding and help and as I walked her to
the door she
>turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please, do you have
>anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"