H2 = Small c0ck...

[Tully]

So I'm out christmas shopping on Sunday walking around an outlet mall in Southwest Florida and had my beast parked just outside of the mall....a relative purchased a pair of boots earlier and I decided it was easier for me to walk it back to the truck, rather than carry it around all day...

As I'm approaching my truck (100 ft away or so) three mid-thirty guys are passing my truck headed toward the mall...they all stare at my truck....one guy turns to another and says (and I heard them clear as day)

"Must have a small penis!" <laughing to eachother>

at this point I'm about 75 feet from my truck, lift my arm and 'unarm' my alarm...<blup BLUP>they jump at the trucks seemingly reply...then look at each other in shock...then look directly at me...I laugh and reply (absolutely amused at their ignorance).

"Trust me, It's VERY Large" <grinning from ear to ear and somewhat laughing>

thinking in my head ....jealous/ignorant idiots...enjoy your drive home in your sh!tbox...whatever that may be

they all look in shock at each other....laugh in utter embarrassment (I think I even heard one guy say to another 'how embarrassing') and with a quick step they move on toward the mall and away from me...

I must have told that story about 5 times now...wish I could post it in a newspaper or something lol!! happy holidays...WHAT IDIOTS!