Cold Sayings

[Adam in CO]

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York city public school system.

All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!

1. Since my last report, your child has reached
rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of
an idiot.
5.Your son sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks
the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7 This child has been working with glue too
much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she
should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing,
but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd
have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that
created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is
definitely dead.