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Old 02-15-2008, 08:13 PM
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We've all come to realize the benefits of pregnant females consuming spunk in order to speed labor as defined in this thread:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...&highlight=bad

Now that the hormones are returning to normal, certain things can happen to a woman's complexion and body. It's important that we men take care of our women and be prepared for anything that may come up. You never, ever want your woman to feel unattractive.

Anticipating what could happen I went searching high and low for all sorts of remedies. Low-and-freaking-behold I found another use for man jizz. When smeared on a woman's face, it helps the skin's moisture content, thus preventing it from drying out.

Needless to say, I believe I should actively encourage her to use this method to prevent her skin from drying out. Afterall, we know the other wive's tale worked, right?

Hey, it's on Alsweb, so it must be true. I'm going to do it.
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