What a typical H3 owner does on his spare time, Me!!

[FLYINGBADGER2006]

Hi y'all, I just wanted to tell you guys and gals what an awesome site this is and what a guy like me does with his spare time. Oh did I mention I have a Cambodian monkey as a pet. I named him POL POT. On the weekends Me and my little monkey get dressed in costumes, I dress up as the Gimp from Pulp Fiction, with the leather suit with zippers and mask and my lil monkey POL POT dresses like Ashlee Simpson. At least my monkey doesn't lip sync. It really does sing, or should I say screams, like Yoko Ono on Meth. Anyways we go down to the local bar in town and load up on Jose Cuervo and MD 20/20. Once we get our liquid courage up we go to the local old folks home and run through the hallways singing Christmas songs like, Here comes Santa Claus, and even the classic Jewish song Dradle Dradle Dradle! One time I stepped on POL POT's tail and I fell down on my nose and blood started to shoot out my nose holes in my mask. All the old people started to scream and then started throw bed pans at us. Some were shouting, "It's Satan, it's Satan coming to get us!!!"
I guess my poor monkeys tail was pretty bad because POL POT started to bounce off the walls really fast and screaming like a cat on helium.
One time we got really drunk off Drain-O and Red Bull and then went to the Home Depot and I put my head in a paint shaker and I had my monkey POL POT light my ass on fire. We got banned from all the Home Depots after that.
Well at least I saved enough money from Ice cream truck gig I do in the summer months to buy
M-80s, cherry bombs, Jolt cola and a case of Pepto Bismal for this years VFW's Haunted House this Halloween!! Woot! See ya on the road!
(I'm just kidding people, Just having some fun with you.)