06-27-2008, 06:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Illinois
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Pfizer Announcement...
Pfizer Announcement
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available inliquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Last edited by ChiHummer3 : 06-27-2008 at 06:12 PM.
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