DALLAS

[KenP]

Oh yeah!!! The reruns of Dallas just started on SOAP.NET.

Show number one with Bobby and Pam coming home... married!!!!

Cliff sitting before a mic ripping the Ewings, JR with a drink in one hand, other hand on his secretary's thigh... No, it's no Sly.

Holy crap, I forgot Ray was tagging Lucy in the first episode while calling her Pam!!!!

HAHA, JR's secretary just answered the phone "John Ewing's office".

Hey, that's not Southfork! WTF??! It's the same gate, but wrong drive, wrong house, wrong barn, wrong fence!!! Separate homes for the boys? Damn, I missed a ton....

And Ray just realized Pam is coming home with Bobby. Miss Ellie is about to have a cow.

Bobby and Jock are having fits!!! Time for more drinks.

Oh my, Lucy is rubbing it in Ray's face while everyone is getting ready for dinner.

Sue Ellen's first appearance and she has a drink....

I can't wait to catch these early shows!!!