New APPLE Product...
Silicon Valley
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Apple is also starting a search for iTit fitters. Please apply at your local Apple Store.
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