Help with haters...

[jeffd]

Hello-

I'm new to the forum, and I have a question for you all... I have a 2003 H2, which my wife drives daily. Here in the SF bay area, we are constantly getting flipped off by cyclists (pedal) and the typical hippy-types. I had a guy on a bike in Santa Cruz spit on me through the driver's window (by the way, an H2 WILL do a j-turn on the Santa Cruz wharf), but I lost him in traffic. We've been spray-painted, keyed, you name it. I've taken to 'discussing' the cyclists' issues face to face when I can catch them...
My question: Is there 'standard' response the we, as H2 owners, are giving to these people? Obviously, the Santa Cruz guy needed to go to the hospital, but the other ones, like the 'flip you off' guys?
I see websites dedicated to hating us-do we have anything in response?
Bottom line: we love our H2-nearly 80,000 miles and counting, and some guy on a 15 pound bicycle in a lycra suit who's stupid enough to flip off my PMSing wife certainly is NOT going to change my mind...