payback is a b#$ch

[working Hummer]

So, I was over at my folks house yesterday and we were all in the den that has a big picture window facing the street, low and behlold some mid aged lady walking her dog by my truck out in the street decides to stop, open her dog crap bag in her hand and smeer some on the side of the truck. Well my buddy that bought the lime green H2 (posted earlier) was with me and had a good idea, instead of running out there and giving her a tonuge lashing we filled a 5 gallon bucket with water and a butt load of vinegar in it. Caught up to her 2 blocks down and oh my God, like a big red bulls eye, totally hit our mark on completally drenching her. Wow she smelled awfull. Well of couse the police showed up at my house that night and I told them she better drop her charges or I file for property damage. Well all in all none were filed and the lesson learned here is---don't screw with my H2 (oh cool that rymes) and vinegar and water mixed together is a good deterrent but very stinky so don't spill on yourself while dumping on others.